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Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 9618 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 |
Love Letters Sent: | 12 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
Animals Bred: | 187 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
Infinity Stones Found: | 5 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | Emeralds Found: | 1493 |
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