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Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 9283 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Magic Items Found: | 2057 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 9 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 20 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
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