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Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 4782 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 45 | Potions Brewed: | 61 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 15 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 23 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Secret Passages Found: | 4 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
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