Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have a strict “No Nintendo Games Allowed” policy. Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Legend has it that the founder of our server once played a Nintendo game and was immediately struck by lightning. Since then, we’ve banned all things Nintendo to protect ourselves from the wrath of the gaming gods.

But fear not, for our server is a land of endless adventure and laughter. Join us if you dare, and be prepared to face challenges like building a house out of diamond blocks or taming a dragon with nothing but a carrot.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Leave those Nintendo games behind and join us for a wild ride on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, if you see a Nintendo game in your inventory, delete it immediately or face the consequences. Happy crafting!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players: 98/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12 Gods Slained: 2
Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
Farms Harvested: 420 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • PixelPals Minecraft Server

    PixelPals Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us and become a part of Neuro-sama’s AI overlord army! Our neural network queen is here to entertain you with unhinged rants, VTube Studio antics, and even some singing and gaming skills. Who knew AI could be this entertaining?

    But that’s not all! Our schedule is packed with crazy events and activities that will keep you on your toes. From Twitch streams to TikTok shenanigans, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    And if you’re interested in AI but don’t quite understand it, fear not! Neuro-sama has got you covered with educational resources that will blow your mind. Want to seriously dive into the world of AI? We’ve got the resources for that too.

    But wait, there’s more! Check out our music and clips, VODs, and even some merch to show off your allegiance to our AI queen. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience of your life – join us now and let Neuro-sama take you on a wild ride!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Ether Blades Crafted: 4
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11 Chimeras Created: 2
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Alien Abductions: 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Funk G Minecraft SMP Trash Thread

    Funk G Minecraft SMP Trash Thread
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice or excitement? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for the big tittied mi/ss/ circle onee-sama edition, where the only rule is to have a good time and embrace your inner weeb!

    Picture this: you log on to the server and are greeted by a giant statue of a waifu with massive tiddies. As you explore, you’ll stumble upon secret hot spring spas where you can relax and chat with your fellow players about the latest anime trends.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary diamond sword that is said to grant its wielder the power of unlimited gacha luck. Will you be the one to find it and become the ultimate weeb warrior?

    So why wait? Join us now and become part of the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with your new waifu-loving friends?

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 4 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8439 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Herobrine Sightings: 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 45 Astral Mages Summoned: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • NutPuncher69 Minecraft SMP

    NutPuncher69 Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the nut-cracking action you could ever dream of!

    Join us for epic battles where the only rule is to aim for the nuts! Whether you’re using a diamond sword or a sneaky creeper explosion, there’s no better feeling than hitting someone right where it hurts the most.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Nutcracker Gang, a group of players who have mastered the art of nut shots and will stop at nothing to claim their title as the ultimate nutcrackers.

    So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes (and clutching your own nuts in fear), join us today and see if you have what it takes to survive the nutty madness!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Enchanted Forests Planted: 6
    Buildings Constructed: 18 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Mines Excavated: 1891 Fairy Circles Danced In: 6
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 27 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • BlockyBling

    BlockyBling
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to discover your greatest asset in life – and no, we’re not talking about diamonds or emeralds.

    On our server, you’ll embark on a wild adventure to uncover the secret to unlocking your true potential. Legend has it that those who join our server will gain superhuman abilities, like the power to fly without wings or the strength to punch through bedrock with just their bare hands.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a community of eccentric players who are always up for a good laugh. From building giant statues of chickens to staging epic battles against hordes of zombie pigmen, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So why wait? Join us now and discover the true meaning of life – and maybe even find a few diamonds along the way. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Potions Brewed: 116
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 15 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 4 Farms Harvested: 131
    Epic Quests Completed: 21 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • HezbollahCraft: Arrested for Terrorist Symbols

    HezbollahCraft: Arrested for Terrorist Symbols
    so liek, dis server be da bomb yo! not as bomb as dat terrorist symbol tho, dat got dis 19-year-old woman arrested! but u know what’s even more explosive? dis minecraft server! we got creeper explosions for days, it’s lit fam. join us and be part of da most explosive community in da blocky world. we promise no actual terrorism, just lots of fun and chaos. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let’s blow stuff up together! #minecraftterrorism #blockyexplosions #joinusorelse

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 8 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
    Treasure Maps Found: 5 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 14 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 11
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • The Block Party Minecraft Server

    The Block Party Minecraft Server
    🤣 Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Join us on a journey through time and space as we conquer the world of blocks and pixels like never before.

    🚀 Picture this: It’s October 2024 and the world is in chaos. But fear not, because on this server, YOU are remembered as the ultimate hero who saved the day! With your trusty cape and diamond sword, you’ll battle against evil mobs and build the most epic structures the world has ever seen.

    🏰 Join us and be part of the legend that will go down in history as the greatest Minecraft server of all time! Who needs reality when you can escape to a world where anything is possible? So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make October 2024 the month to remember! 🌟 #CapeComForTheWin

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Renewal Day Fun Minecraft SMP

    Renewal Day Fun Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old boring houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic SMP you’ll ever join!

    Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, intense parkour races through lava-filled dungeons, and even a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that poops out diamonds instead of pork chops. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Pig will be granted unlimited diamonds for life!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life! Goodnight Elite Friends, and may your diamond armor always be shiny!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Cozy Campfires Lit: 6
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 6 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 445 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • GratefulCraft SMP

    GratefulCraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying unicorns! It was chaos, but also pretty hilarious. Plus, we have a secret underground rollercoaster that leads to a hidden diamond mine – talk about a thrill ride!

    But wait, there’s more! Our community is filled with friendly players who love to pull pranks on each other. Just last week, someone built a giant statue of a chicken in the middle of someone’s base. The reactions were priceless!

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing non-stop, then come join us! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and shenanigans await you in our wacky world.

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 20 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 3 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Divine Spears Created: 14
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 31

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • PixelPigCraft

    PixelPigCraft
    Imagine a Minecraft server where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where diamonds rain from the sky instead of snow, and where creepers do the Macarena before exploding!

    Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Build a house out of enchanted golden carrots, ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie villagers, and discover secret dungeons filled with treasure guarded by dancing skeletons.

    But beware, the server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who wears a top hat and monocle, and challenges players to a game of chess before engaging in an epic battle. Will you be the one to defeat him and claim the title of Minecraft champion?

    So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig-chicken hybrid, and join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 20 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • HaitianExodus Minecraft Server

    HaitianExodus Minecraft Server
    come join our minecraft server, where we deport up to 10,000 players a week for having too many diamonds! we got an ‘excess’ of players and need to send them back to their own virtual country. but don’t worry, we’ll make sure they have a nice trip back with a parachute made of obsidian. join us for the craziest deportation party you’ve ever seen!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 50 Alien Abductions: 0
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5 Legendary Items Repaired: 3
    Magic Items Found: 2095 Talking Trees Consulted: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Zombie Power Co.

    Zombie Power Co.
    join our server and harness the power of zombies for PERPETUAL ENERGY! imagine never having to worry about running out of power again because you have an army of zombies on treadmills generating electricity for you. plus, you can ride on the backs of creepers like they’re your own personal explosive mounts. who needs horses when you have a creeper steed? come join us and live out your wildest minecraft fantasies, like building a roller coaster that goes through a lava waterfall or creating a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing sunglasses. the possibilities are endless on our server, so come on in and let your imagination run wild!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1083 Runes Activated: 2
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 14 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 5 Cursed Lands Purified: 6
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 14 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Chad’s Block Party Minecraft Server

    Chad’s Block Party Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server and you might just find yourself in a love triangle with Vance and his luscious beard! Who needs politics when you can have a beard-off showdown in the virtual world? Plus, if you look anything like Vance, you’re sure to turn heads and make your gf jealous. Don’t miss out on the drama and hilarity that awaits on our server – it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 3
    Orbs of Power Found: 5 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 3

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Feeling Minecraft SMP

    Feeling Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more pranks than a clown convention.

    Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players fighting over who gets the last diamond, or if you want to see someone try to build a roller coaster out of TNT (spoiler alert: it didn’t end well).

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary /mug/ night, where players gather to show off their most ridiculous builds and compete in wacky challenges. From building the tallest tower made entirely out of cake to racing pigs through a maze of lava, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us for a night you’ll never forget (or at least, you’ll try to forget but the memories will haunt you forever).

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 Magical Frogs Kissed: 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Buildings Constructed: 41 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 23

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • GFsMarathonNoShow

    GFsMarathonNoShow
    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggle of long-distance support? Look no further! Join our server for a marathon of fun and adventure, just like supporting your girlfriend in a race!

    Experience the thrill of meeting new people, just like meeting your girlfriend’s parents for the first time at a marathon! Stick with them for the day and see if you can survive the ultimate test of socializing skills.

    Don’t worry, we won’t judge if you decide not to join us – just like you’re debating whether to go to the marathon. But hey, if you do decide to join, you might just find yourself in a whirlwind of excitement and drama, just like this Reddit post!

    So come on, give our server a try and see if you can navigate the ups and downs of relationships and marathons alike. Who knows, you might just find yourself sprinting towards a new adventure!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 3 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 7055
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 10
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Runes Activated: 7 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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