No Nice Things Minecraft SMP

No Nice Things Minecraft SMP

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and nice things are just a distant dream. If you’re tired of the same old boring servers where everyone plays by the rules, then this is the place for you.

Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between the Chicken Army and the Cow Coalition, as they fight for control of the server’s precious resources. Or maybe you’d prefer to participate in our annual “Build a House Out of TNT” competition, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of exploding blocks.

But beware, our server is also home to the infamous Griefer Gang, a group of players who take pleasure in causing chaos and destruction wherever they go. Will you join forces with them or try to take them down from the inside?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and see why we can’t have nice things – but we sure can have a lot of fun!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players: 90/600 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed: 14 Volcanoes Explored: 2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 17
Phantom Rings Equipped: 17 Mineshafts Explored: 5
Magic Wands Crafted: 11 Fairy Circles Danced In: 3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • NAVELYA

    NAVELYA

    NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9
    Magical Moments Shared: 25 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Enchanted Armories Found: 10
    Love Letters Sent: 7 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 38
    Vanishing Items Found: 8 Backwards Speech Heard: 6

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • CedarMC

    CedarMC

    The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

    Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12
    Glorious Feasts Held: 6 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 4 Dragon Scales Harvested: 149
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 11

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • EYServer

    EYServer

    The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 35 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 266
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Enchantments Applied: 97 Rune Stones Activated: 8
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 84 Endless Night Skies: 3
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Players Killed by Monsters: 125

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Foxcraft

    Foxcraft

    Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 14 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Epic Shields Constructed: 32 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 5

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Dreamerz Network

    Dreamerz Network

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Crops Grown: 7934 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Dimension Hops: 9

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • SunRealms

    SunRealms

    SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 21
    Magic Crystals Found: 9 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Ace MC

    Ace MC

    Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 1 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 12 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Falling into the Void: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 28
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • CraftYourTown

    CraftYourTown

    CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 New Chunks Explored: 582703
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 80 Herobrine Sightings: 0
    Players Killed by Monsters: 5205 Ores Mined: 7492
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 29

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • InvadedLands

    InvadedLands

    InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 15
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Haunted Chests Opened: 6 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Safe Survival

    Safe Survival

    Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 41 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 13
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 16 Magical Moments Shared: 28
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 7 Zombie Dances: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • SwanCraft

    SwanCraft

    Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 7
    Chimeras Created: 4 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
    Epic Quests Completed: 14 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15 Dragonkin Hatched: 5

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Performium

    Performium

    Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7
    Epic Weapons Forged: 9 Ores Mined: 7346
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 9
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 18 Volcanoes Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • PokeLeague

    PokeLeague

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Runes Activated: 4
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 33 Dark Rituals Completed: 7
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Love Letters Sent: 17
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • PotionMc

    PotionMc

    PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Endless Legions Commanded: 13 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Dragons Tamed: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Arefy Network

    Arefy Network

    Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 21 Horror Stories Survived: 1
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 3
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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