No Nice Things Minecraft SMP

No Nice Things Minecraft SMP

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and nice things are just a distant dream. If you’re tired of the same old boring servers where everyone plays by the rules, then this is the place for you.

Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between the Chicken Army and the Cow Coalition, as they fight for control of the server’s precious resources. Or maybe you’d prefer to participate in our annual “Build a House Out of TNT” competition, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of exploding blocks.

But beware, our server is also home to the infamous Griefer Gang, a group of players who take pleasure in causing chaos and destruction wherever they go. Will you join forces with them or try to take them down from the inside?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and see why we can’t have nice things – but we sure can have a lot of fun!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players: 100/600 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn: 17 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3
Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2 Void Armor Forged: 13
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 25
Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4
Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • MC Ages

    MC Ages

    Updated September 26, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 4 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 4
    Towns Built: 4 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 40

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • SourPvP

    SourPvP

    SourPvP is back!!! Join us today and lets make history…Enjoy in Survival and Factions with welcoming community

    Updated September 26, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • BlocksMC

    BlocksMC

    BlocksMc is a Minecraft server that offers a variety of gamemodes, including PVP, SkyPvP, RedstonePVP, Creative, SurvivalGames, BedWars, SkyWars, EggWars, WoolWars, LuckyBlockWars, SkyGiants, MurderMystery, HideAndSeek, TntTag, 1VS1, TheBridge, PartyPvP, UHCRun, BuildBattle, BlockParty, Gravity, SuperJump, Splegg, QuakeCraft, and more. Our server runs 24/7 and supports Minecraft versions from 1.8 to 1.20, allowing you to play at any time. Join us today and enjoy the unique gameplay experience that BlocksMc has to offer!

    Updated September 26, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 0 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 6 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 13 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 2
    Cursed Lands Purified: 6 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • HyshSMP

    HyshSMP

    HyshSMP is a minecraft server focused on pvp. Our only gamemode for now is lifesteal which is a competitive gamemode where you kill players to gain hearts. Although when you die you lose a heart, after losing all hearts you get banned for 24 hours and after 24 hours you get revived. Griefing and raiding is also allowed so be careful when building a base!

    Updated September 26, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 7 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 19
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 13
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 7 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • ComuGamers

    ComuGamers

    Welcome to ComuGamers Network! We are a Minecraft server created by and for the community, we host endless fun with many varied mini-games.What are you waiting for to join?

    Updated September 26, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 10 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13 Living Statues Befriended: 0

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • PirateCraft

    PirateCraft

    Updated September 26, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Gods Slained: 0 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • DynastyMC Cobblemon

    DynastyMC Cobblemon

    Welcome to DynastyMC on Fabric 1.20.1, where three distinct realities await you in the expansive world of Cobblemon! Immerse yourself in a unique experience with:– Three Realities: Explore different worlds, each with its own set of challenges and surprises. – Mons Riding: Take your adventure to new heights by riding your Mons across the landscapes. – Player-Gyms: Test your skills and earn prestige by conquering challenging Gyms. – Daycare: Nurture and strengthen your Mons while you embark on thrilling quest – Ranked Battles: Rise through the ranks and prove yourself as the ultimate Pokémon trainer. – Cooking: Master the culinary arts with unique recipes to enhance your gameplay! – Global Trade System (GTS): Trade and expand your Pokémon collection with trainers from around the world.DynastyMC is not just a server; it’s a fusion of innovation and classic Pokémon excitement. Join our passionate community and embark on a limitless Pokémon journey. Whether you’re an experienced trainer or just starting, DynastyMC welcomes you to a world where adventure knows no bounds. Your Pokémon journey begins here! Discord Link: http://discord.gg/dynastymc

    Updated September 26, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 12 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 82 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8
    Cursed Lands Purified: 6 Players Killed by Monsters: 4539
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Evil Twin Fights: 3
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 Dragonkin Hatched: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • MuCraft

    MuCraft

    Updated September 26, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 5 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8 Farms Harvested: 121
    Evil Lairs Raided: 8 Lost Souls Rescued: 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Theatria

    Theatria

    Welcome to Theatria, the Minecraft server that offers an unforgettable gaming experience! With an established and friendly community, Theatria is the perfect place to make new friends and explore the world of Minecraft. Our server has been running for years, so you can trust that we’re here to stay! We offer custom items and enchants, and our own economy, so you can make your own mark on the world. We also have no map resets, so your progress is safe from start to finish. Join us now, and become part of the Theatria family!

    Updated September 26, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Elemental Crystals Collected: 84
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 12 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2
    Rainbows Spotted: 6 Reality Warps Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • SurvivalMP

    SurvivalMP

    Welcome to SurvivalMP! Were simply a Vanilla/Survival server with a friendly community of players. [Rules]

    No modded/hacked clients of any kind. No dupes or exploits. No spamming, advertising or disruptive behavior in chat. All Raiding and PvP is allowed!! Make sure to build far!

    Updated September 26, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 4 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Dimension Hops: 13
    Love Letters Sent: 12 Dark Rituals Completed: 6
    Legendary Scepters Created: 5 Orbs of Power Found: 9
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Astral Mages Summoned: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE

    HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE

    Updated September 26, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 24
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Evil Lairs Raided: 6
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Chimeras Created: 1 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Mccaim

    Mccaim

    Mcaim – The greatest minecraft server of all time. Minus all the really good ones, but just ignore those

    Updated September 26, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Herobrine Sightings: 8 Crystal Wands Charged: 12
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Animals Bred: 123
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 2

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • MythicHaven

    MythicHaven

    Welcome to MythicHaven-The ULTIMATE Towny Experience! Claim land using Towny and invite your friends to create sprawling cities along with you. Become the king or queen of your very own nation and band together with cities across the server. Make your own shopping center and dominate the 100% player run economy. The possibilities for expansion are endless! Features: – 75+ Custom Enchants – In-Game Ranks – Jobs, McMMO, Pocketgames – Custom music and sound effects! – Custom crafting recipes – Regular Events, Friendly Staff, and more! Come visit MythicHaven and start the ULTIMATE Towny adventure today!

    Updated September 26, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 31
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Immortal Anvils Forged: 17
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Overcast Community

    Overcast Community

    With Overcast Community, you get to play a variety of Minecraft PvP maps. Test your skills on different types of maps with unique objectives, made by awesome designers from the former Overcast Network and the community!

    Updated September 26, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Epic Weapons Forged: 2
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 29 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Lunar Middle School

    Lunar Middle School

    Updated September 26, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 7 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Void Gems Collected: 16

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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