No Nice Things Minecraft SMP

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and nice things are just a distant dream. If you’re tired of the same old boring servers where everyone plays by the rules, then this is the place for you.

Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between the Chicken Army and the Cow Coalition, as they fight for control of the server’s precious resources. Or maybe you’d prefer to participate in our annual “Build a House Out of TNT” competition, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of exploding blocks.

But beware, our server is also home to the infamous Griefer Gang, a group of players who take pleasure in causing chaos and destruction wherever they go. Will you join forces with them or try to take them down from the inside?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and see why we can’t have nice things – but we sure can have a lot of fun!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Falling into the Void:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Dungeon Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP

DungeonRealms is a Premuim, Action RPG, Minecraft Experience. Delve into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, evil monsters and extraordinary treasure.Join Minecrafts first REAL MMO! With designed and custom coded mechanics, thousands of players and an ever expanding world!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Void Gems Collected:	32	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

SloMine

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

BendersMC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

CarbonCraftXYZ

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	179
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Playblocks

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Animals Bred:	109
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Void Gems Collected:	24

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Vestria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Emeralds Found:	7867	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

OreoMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

YomNetwork

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Enchantments Applied:	80
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

PlayFuse

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Meteorites Collected:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

PokeLand

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Survival

Welcome to pokeland! This is the most competitive pokemon server you will ever see! Daily events ! We have player gyms, elite 4, paid tournaments and many more! We also offer a lot of survival perks! You can make your own player shops, you can make your own towns and more!Come and stop by on mc.pokeland.world ! Have a great day !

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Towns Built:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Cosmos SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

The Best Origins SMP You will EVER see! Cosmos is a 0 Downloads Origins RP SMP. That’s a mouthful. So what does Cosmos really include? Let me summarize it!A custom-coded selection of 26 Origins based on the popular Origins Mod ***fully functional and playable IN VANILLA MINECRAFT!***250~ custom food items, weapons, and armors to collect!Dozens of custom biomes and custom world generation to explore!And MUCH more!So what are you waiting for, why don’t you join us and thousands of others who enjoy Cosmos!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	6484
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Farms Harvested:	466	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Respawn

Cross-Play, Earth, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

Respawn is a very kind community and our staff are always here for you no matter. We are also a crossplay network, meaning we offer Bedrock Edition support. Respawn is a peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibe. Servers are on 1.20.2+Java IP: mcs.respawn.org Bedrock IP: bedrock.respawn.org [Port: 19132]Gamemodes: – Survival

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Animals Bred:	137	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Void Armor Forged:	17	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Mineverso

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Dimension Hops:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Cavern SMP

Earth, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Cavern (play.cavern.gg) is an innovative, qualitative, LGBT friendly and unique Minecraft Network focused on the gamemodes SMP, Lifesteal, Earth MC and SkyBlock. The network strives towards prospering in every area of the minecraft space. Our objective is to deliver the most enjoyable gaming experience.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	New Chunks Explored:	335458
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Infection Network

OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Infection Network is a server where we always listen to the community and do our best to improve day by day, we have many modalities mainly dedicated to PvP and Survival.Immerse yourself in a challenging survival world where you must collect resources, build shelters and face dangerous enemies to survive. Show off your survival skills and make your home in this unforgiving world!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Mines Excavated:	1286	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Meteorites Collected:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.