No Nice Things Minecraft SMP

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and nice things are just a distant dream. If you’re tired of the same old boring servers where everyone plays by the rules, then this is the place for you.

Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between the Chicken Army and the Cow Coalition, as they fight for control of the server’s precious resources. Or maybe you’d prefer to participate in our annual “Build a House Out of TNT” competition, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of exploding blocks.

But beware, our server is also home to the infamous Griefer Gang, a group of players who take pleasure in causing chaos and destruction wherever they go. Will you join forces with them or try to take them down from the inside?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and see why we can’t have nice things – but we sure can have a lot of fun!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Enchantments Applied:	104
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Cropied

Economy, PvP, Survival

play.cropied.com-30 tiers of gens -Farming -Fishing (autofishing is allowed) -Mining -Tanks -Forge -PVP -TotemsCropied is a gen server with lots of features and things to do. When you join you can get a freerank with /freerank. To begin and get some starting info you can do /start and dont forget /daily. You can farm wheat, carrots, potatoes and more with custom enchants on a crop harvester. We have a /mine where you can get fight to get rare ores that you can use in the forge to craft all kinds of totems or keys to give you a boost to make it to the top of the leaderboards for payouts.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	263	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	8413

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

KCHS Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

KCHS Craft is a cracked Malaysian Minecraft server specially designed for players in South East Asia, located in Singapore. Of course, everyone is welcome to join the server!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Farms Harvested:	572	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

MunchyMC

KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

MunchyMC is one of the best Minecraft servers around. Hop on munchymc.com to have some fun with friends and make some new friends! We have Maze Runner, Mini games and more!We are 1.7-1.15 compatible

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Celestial Pixelmon

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP

Welcome to Celestial Pixelmon! We are a new server with a different feel! Come and have fun for hours playing the real Pixelmon, which reminds you of the true essence of games.Minecraft 1.12.2 Pixelmon Reforged: (Latest Version) Biomes O’ Plenty: Adds a unique aspect to the game.To play on our server you just need to install our modpack, or our Installer.Server IP: jogar.celestialpixelmon.com Download: http://download.celestialpixelmon.com Discord: discord.gg/celestialpixelmon Website: https://www.celestialpixelmon.com/

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Villages Defended:	15	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

MC64

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

“What is MC64?”: MC64 is a cracked semi-anarchy server with claims, gangs, ranks, an economy, and minimal moderation. We allow in-game hack and have few rules… So when you login, be careful who you trust.Features: 1.20.4 PVP / SMP New; officially re-released 09/08/2023 CRACKED; Offline. Open to anyone and everyone across the globe Semi-Anarchy; Laissez-faire Leadership Hacks Allowed; Even in PVP Economy; Physical Shops, GUI Shop, PlayerWarps, Jobs Ranking System; Rank up using in-game currency to unlock abilities Three Main Overworlds; Normal, AMPLIFIED, and Custom Biomes Grief Allowed; Use claiming system to protect your lands Not pay to win; Non-profit

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	94
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

MineJordyn

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

It is a Minecraft network that presents the Survival Custom OP game mode, La Tierra Vanilla and more, it has a system of ranks, levels, new crafts, vehicles, custom fish, custom enchantments, bank, crates, pets that give you effects when player with the option to level up and improve the effect, cosmetics, clans and a completely custom map allowing you to see yourself where you are, without leaving aside the dungeons integrated with unique items. Explore alone or with friends!Map of Vanilla Land: map.minejordyn.orgPORT FOR BEDROCK 19132

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Towns Built:	6	Potions Brewed:	182
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	7370

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

OmegaCraft

Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock

OmegaCraft: The epicenter of Minecraft entertainment.– Leader in Latin America, offering a unique experience. – Wide selection of games for all tastes. – A vibrant and welcoming Community with 9 years of history. – Unwavering commitment to safety and fun.Explore, play and connect at mc.omegacraft.cl

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

FlareMC

LifeSteal, Survival

Make sure to join the #1 PUBLIC Lifesteal SMP! All consoles can play on our server! IP: play.flaremc.org BEDROCK PORT: 19132

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

RoyalMC

Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

RoyalMC is a Slovenian Minecraft server network with a long history. Our goal is to unite players from Slovenia and other parts of the world and provide a fun and safe environment that everyone can enjoy. Our main priority is building a nice community and server together with players.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Crops Grown:	5918
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

DisasterMC Network

PvP, Survival

Do you need an active Minecraft community to have fun with? Join the DisasterMC Network!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

MasterCraft

Hardcore, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

MasterCraft was founded in 2016 by Jheyson Henrique out of pure hobby and today, together with our players, we are one of the largest RankUP servers.We work on all versions equal to or greater than 1.8Servidor de RankUP, Factions, Survival

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Dimension Hops:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Survivaldub

Creative, KitPvP, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Server Survival + PvP + LifeSteal + McMMO + MobArenas + Hunger Games + SurvivalOP + BoxPvP + Practice + AdminShop + User Markets + Experience Bank + Jobs + Anti-Theft Protections + Anticheats + Portals + and… Much more… .

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Acorn

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Semi-Vanilla Survival Player-built shops Player-run economy Player vs Environment Grief-free Theft-free

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

DemocracyCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

DemocracyCraft is a City Roleplay server focused on the player’s ability to create, amend, and remove the rules and laws that govern them. Play in an urban city environment, or beyond in the depths of the wild. The server boasts cars, helicopters, a democratically elected government, businesses, economy, among other realistic, life-like features!Java IP: play.democracycraft.netBedrock (beta) IP: play.democracycraft.net Port: 19132 (default)

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	11	Chimeras Created:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	174	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

MirageCraft Pixelmon Reforged

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	50	Magic Items Found:	3375
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.