No Nice Things Minecraft SMP

No Nice Things Minecraft SMP

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and nice things are just a distant dream. If you’re tired of the same old boring servers where everyone plays by the rules, then this is the place for you.

Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between the Chicken Army and the Cow Coalition, as they fight for control of the server’s precious resources. Or maybe you’d prefer to participate in our annual “Build a House Out of TNT” competition, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of exploding blocks.

But beware, our server is also home to the infamous Griefer Gang, a group of players who take pleasure in causing chaos and destruction wherever they go. Will you join forces with them or try to take them down from the inside?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and see why we can’t have nice things – but we sure can have a lot of fun!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players: 109/300 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Herobrine Sightings: 4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 32
Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
Magic Wands Crafted: 15 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Beacoland Survival

    Beacoland Survival

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 10 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13
    Evil Lairs Raided: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • CubedMC

    CubedMC

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 2177
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6
    Dragons Tamed: 6 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Dimension Hops: 3 Holy Grails Found: 2
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Gryphons Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • SkyMata

    SkyMata

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 9
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Players Killed by Monsters: 3133
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Cobbletwo

    Cobbletwo

    IP: play.cobbletwo.com https://cobbletwo.tebex.io What does this server have?MEGA EVOLUTIONS SUPER TOWER BATTLE MORE THAN x400 POKÉMONS MORE THAN x600 PLUSHES OVER x500 CHARMS TONS OF REWARDS CUSTOM GENERATION PROTECTS SYSTEM GTS MARKET SYSTEM POKÉMON BREEDING POKÉDEX REWARDS

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 17
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 38
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6146 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 11 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 9
    Potions Brewed: 48 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • PoliticaMC

    PoliticaMC

    A Brazilian geopolitical minecraft server, siegewar warfare, world building, immersive roleplay and more!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 1 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
    Villages Defended: 12 Epic Battles Fought: 6
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 125 Forbidden Relics Collected: 3
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Royal Legacy

    Royal Legacy

    This year we celebrated our 9 year anniversary! We are one of the oldest servers still around! Play with endless custom content with daily updates to improve the server continuously! Bedrock: mc.royallegacy.net 19312 Java: mc.royallegacy.net 25565* Survival – Rule the Economy with custom claiming! 1.19 * Skyblock – Upgrade to the Biggest Island! 1.19 * Prison – Upgrade your pickaxe to become FREE! 1.19

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Crops Grown: 5684

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Hogwarts Network

    Hogwarts Network

    HOGWARTS NETWORK IP: mchogwarts.net BEDROCK: puerto: 8191 VERSION: 1.20.2 (Compatible 1.18 onwards) DISCORD: ds.mchogwarts.net TYPE: Survival, PVE/PVP, RPG, Economy, Pokeballs, Tombs, Virtual Chests, Missions, Protections.

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1
    Glorious Feasts Held: 9 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 13
    Falling into the Void: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 12

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Tekkit 2 by CraftersLand

    Tekkit 2 by CraftersLand

    ░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: tekkit2.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Tekkit 2 Modpack

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 8 Astral Staffs Crafted: 20
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Holy Grails Found: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • MOOCRAFT

    MOOCRAFT

    IP: MOOHUB.NET Join MooHub.net for professionally run servers with active staff! Having opened in January 2013, Moocraft owns multiple dedicated servers which host 2 different servers, all with no lag. SEMI-ANARCHY/SURVIVAL: [1.20.1 with added support back to 1.8]

    – – – RAIDING – – – GRIEFING – – – PVP – – – NO HACKINGPRACTICEPVP: [1.8 with added support up to 1.20.1]We have INSTAGRAMS! Use these links to follow them: Yaycarolina: https://www.instagram.com/yaycarolina/?hl=en Chrishew19: https://www.instagram.com/chrishew19/?hl=en

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 6 Shadow Figures Spotted: 4
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Cosmic Pies Baked: 8
    Ether Blades Crafted: 13 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10 Mythical Quests Completed: 29
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 15

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Peaceful Vanilla Club

    Peaceful Vanilla Club

    Enjoy a peaceful vanilla experience, with no grief, no pay to win ranks and no PvP outside arenas. Play like you do on single player, but with friends! With no worries. LGBTQ+ Friendly Minecraft Server.→ To play on Java Edition: mc.peacefulvanilla.club → To play on Bedrock (Pocket): bedrock.peacefulvanilla.club (default port)

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Villages Defended: 16 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 16 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Love Letters Sent: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • LavaCube

    LavaCube

    LavaCube is a welcoming and lively Minecraft server. It offers a unique and enjoyable gaming experience for players of all ages and skill levels. With beautiful landscapes and endless possibilities, LavaCube allows you to explore, battle, and collaborate with friends. Our active community, regular events, and attentive staff ensure a safe and fun environment for all players. Join us today and unleash your creativity in this captivating Minecraft realm.Our current gamemodes: – ECO-SMP – BoxPvP – SkyPvP – PracticePvP – PrisonMineJoin Now!!! Available for Java and Bedrock IP: lavacube.xyz

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Legendary Scepters Created: 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Farms Harvested: 604
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Fairy Circles Danced In: 11
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 11 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • ParadiseMC

    ParadiseMC

    SURVIVAL SEMIRPG – Features | Slimefun | Auctions | Dungeon Bosses | Ranks by time | Upgradable Spawners | Duels between players | Up to 9 classes to choose from | New custom mobs | Lots of RPG items | Daily missions and challenges | Server focused on PVE. | Custom Texture Pack | Boxes | Ability to create or join Guilds | Ranks by Time | Boss events with exclusive rewards! | Pets | Keys to boxes with incredible rewards | RPG

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 5 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 5 Elemental Crystals Collected: 84
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Dragons Tamed: 6
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Noob-Friendly

    Noob-Friendly

    Noob-friendly is a semi-vanilla survival server with a few quality of life add-ons including claims and teleportation.We are a fairly small but awesome community. Come and check us out!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 7
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Haunted Chests Opened: 7
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 25 Vanishing Items Found: 7
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • SuperSMP

    SuperSMP

    welcome to SuperSMP the friendlys SMP in the world! join today on java and bedrock. join now and begin your adventure!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 40 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
    Ores Mined: 5599 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    New Chunks Explored: 31893 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 2 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Pirate Ships Raided: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • 1MoreBlock.com

    1MoreBlock.com

    We have run our community since 2011, making us more than a decade-old family-friendly survival server, for all people who love Minecraft and want to hang out with incredible players from many countries. On 1MoreBlock.com we play fair, avoid grief and don’t cheat. We love survival, building, playing games, and leveling Jobs and mcMMO stats. The main worlds never get deleted or reset! Toxic, bad-mouthed, and cheating players are not welcome. Join us today and enjoy the fun!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Legendary Items Repaired: 2
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 1
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 23

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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