No Nice Things Minecraft SMP

No Nice Things Minecraft SMP

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and nice things are just a distant dream. If you’re tired of the same old boring servers where everyone plays by the rules, then this is the place for you.

Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between the Chicken Army and the Cow Coalition, as they fight for control of the server’s precious resources. Or maybe you’d prefer to participate in our annual “Build a House Out of TNT” competition, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of exploding blocks.

But beware, our server is also home to the infamous Griefer Gang, a group of players who take pleasure in causing chaos and destruction wherever they go. Will you join forces with them or try to take them down from the inside?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and see why we can’t have nice things – but we sure can have a lot of fun!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players: 96/600 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Wilderness Tamed: 20 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 12
Dragon Eggs Found: 6814 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
Epic Battles Fought: 19 Glorious Feasts Held: 12
Love Letters Sent: 12 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • MineTrade

    MineTrade

    MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 8 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Emeralds Found: 413
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Cursed Swords Broken: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • FrontierSMP

    FrontierSMP

    FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7
    Falling into the Void: 0 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4 Mines Excavated: 2386
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • InfiniteMC

    InfiniteMC

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15
    Buildings Constructed: 6 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 12
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 11 Twisted Realms Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Warden City

    Warden City

    Warden City only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Whispering Caves Entered: 4
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6
    Orbs of Power Found: 11 Falling into the Void: 0
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • AllianceCraft

    AllianceCraft

    AllianceCraft> | Servidor Survival 1.20.x > | Servidor Survival 1.8.x > | 1.8 – 1.20 > | Economia Hard > | Team Vacancies > | Focus on PvP events (gladiator, killer, among others) > | MiniGames (minesweeper, sumo, pool, among others)

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 4 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 25 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15 Potions Brewed: 144

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • EnchantMC

    EnchantMC

    EnchantMC.com is a fresh Pixelmon Server played by SpicyHindu. Join us today on Pixelmon Reforged v8.4.2!Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/enchantmc.1918096! IP: squirtle.enchantmc.com Website: https://enchantmc.com Plugins installed on server: Pixelmon, GTS, Nucleus

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 15 Wyrmholes Dug: 9
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
    Dimension Hops: 6 Mythical Relics Collected: 18
    Emeralds Found: 758 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 491
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • MinnesotaMC

    MinnesotaMC

    About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.MinessiiMC, is a Minecraft Java Edition/Bedrock network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 16
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 5 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Citrus

    Citrus

    Join our Survival Economy Server for an exciting gaming experience! We offer AFK Farms, intense PVP action, land claims to protect your creations, XP Leveling with kits, and the thrilling mcMMO plugin. Our active and friendly community loves to build and farm together, and we’re always chatting on Discord. Join us now for endless adventures!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Love Letters Sent: 12
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 6 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 20

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Minecraft.SI

    Minecraft.SI

    Slovenian minecraft network. The result of the merger of slo-survival and starfall’s networks. Come and have fun!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Zombie Dances: 0
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 11 Meteorite Armor Created: 14
    Treasure Maps Found: 10 Magical Moments Shared: 12
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 16

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • KAIMUX.LT

    KAIMUX.LT

    KAIMUX.LT NETWORK https://kaimux.ltAn ambitious project aiming to stand out not only with uniqueness but also with quality!• Highly optimized • Powerful hosting • 80% custom plugins • Expanding choice of options • Various events • Ongoing expansion of language optionsWe look forward to having all of you in our project!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Soul Swords Wielded: 6
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Mythical Swords Crafted: 39

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • PvPCloud

    PvPCloud

    PvPCloud is a network of Minecraft servers that released in 2023. We have a lot of experience with hosting fun, popular and unique servers to bring you the highest quality experience on minecraft!The current gamemodes we specialize in to bring you the best experience: – Prison – Skyblock – FactionsJoin Today! – play.pvpcloud.net

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 12 Fairy Circles Danced In: 12
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Herobrine Sightings: 10
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Buildings Constructed: 5

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Hallowed Fantasy

    Hallowed Fantasy

    Hallowed Fantasy is a competitive-based Pixelmon server, bringing you fierce Gym Battles, exciting weekly Tournaments, a friendly community, custom textured Pixelmon, weekly events, and much more! Competitive Gyms – 8 leaders of dual-type competitive gyms await your challenge for fierce gym battles! Get a Shadow texture Lugia with perfect stats for FREE by defeating all 8 of the player Gym Leaders! NPC Gyms – Not interested in competitive gyms? Not to worry! We have 8 NPC Gym Leaders that are much easier than the player gyms. Ranked Laddering System – Battle your way to the top of our Ranked Ladders by defeating other players in weekly tournaments. HUGE rewards given to the top 3 ranked players of each month! Weekly Competitive Tournaments – Face off against other skilled Pixelmon players in exciting tournaments, featuring different tiers and formats! Safari Zone – You can catch many different rare Pixelmon in our huge Safari Zone! Dynamic PokeEditor System – Edit your Pixelmon with ease with our PokeEditing system! This allows you to change your Pixelmon’s nature, size, caught ball, and more by using in-game money! Custom Pixelmon Textures – Obtain skins for certain Pixelmon such as Midnight Lugia, Ocean Spirit Arcanine, and Midnight Garchomp, exclusive to Hallowed Fantasy! Weekly Events – We host Drop Parties, Big Digs, Capture Quests, and other events weekly! Huge Vote Shop – Vote to earn Vote Points, which you can use in our Vote Shop to earn FREE rewards!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
    Haunted Chests Opened: 0 Endless Night Skies: 2
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 5 Endless Legions Commanded: 18

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • CubeCadia Survival

    CubeCadia Survival

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 16 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 66
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Dragon Scales Harvested: 134
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Fairy Circles Danced In: 3

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Castaway

    Castaway

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 15
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 0
    Mythical Quests Completed: 48 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 11
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 14
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 65 Lunar Scepters Activated: 11

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • ElementCraft

    ElementCraft

    ElementCraft is a 1.19+ crossplay survival server! We offer an endless amount of possibilities and features such as custom-coded classes. Ever wanted to be a demon, and get boosted abilities in the nether, or even become an angel and have wings? That’s all possible at ElementCraft including a wide variety of other features such as custom enchantments, economy, skills, and much more! Join our welcoming community today. We would be happy to have you!ElementCraft’s IP address is elementcraft.net. To join on Bedrock, you may use the IP address and the default port which is 19132.

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 26 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 18 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Epic Battles Fought: 10
    Goblin Markets Raided: 2 Ether Blades Crafted: 12
    Magical Moments Shared: 17 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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