No Money? No Problem Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we do things a little differently. Ever wanted to join a server where the goal isn’t to build the biggest castle or mine the most diamonds, but to create the most outrageous schemes and elaborate plans? Look no further!

Join us and become a master of deception, a connoisseur of chaos, a wizard of wackiness. Build a company in-game that rebrands existing blocks as new, revolutionary materials with just a tiny tweak. Watch as your fellow players invest in your “innovative” ideas, only to realize they’ve been bamboozled by your brilliant strategy.

Imagine the conversations at our virtual cocktail parties, where players boast about their ridiculous schemes and outlandish plans. Tell tales of how you duped your friends into believing your dirt house was actually a luxury mansion, or how you convinced the entire server to invest in your “groundbreaking” redstone contraption that does absolutely nothing.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Who knows, you might just uncover the secret recipe for success in the most unexpected places. Just be sure to keep your schemes under wraps, or risk revealing your true intentions to the world.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Villages Defended:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	New Chunks Explored:	924993
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Runes Activated:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	61
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Dimension Hops:	15	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Potions Brewed:	43	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Meteorites Collected:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Void Gems Collected:	20	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Animals Bred:	123
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Alien Abductions:	5

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Gods Slained:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Mythical Swords Crafted:	51
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	42	Falling into the Void:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Magic Crystals Found:	22

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.