No Money? No Problem Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we do things a little differently. Ever wanted to join a server where the goal isn’t to build the biggest castle or mine the most diamonds, but to create the most outrageous schemes and elaborate plans? Look no further!

Join us and become a master of deception, a connoisseur of chaos, a wizard of wackiness. Build a company in-game that rebrands existing blocks as new, revolutionary materials with just a tiny tweak. Watch as your fellow players invest in your “innovative” ideas, only to realize they’ve been bamboozled by your brilliant strategy.

Imagine the conversations at our virtual cocktail parties, where players boast about their ridiculous schemes and outlandish plans. Tell tales of how you duped your friends into believing your dirt house was actually a luxury mansion, or how you convinced the entire server to invest in your “groundbreaking” redstone contraption that does absolutely nothing.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Who knows, you might just uncover the secret recipe for success in the most unexpected places. Just be sure to keep your schemes under wraps, or risk revealing your true intentions to the world.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Farms Harvested:	572	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Runes Activated:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Buildings Constructed:	40
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Magic Items Found:	1795	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	16

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zombie Dances:	2	Ores Mined:	5614
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Magic Items Found:	5026
Star Shards Collected:	92	Chimeras Created:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Emeralds Found:	2965
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	40

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Potions Brewed:	27
Astral Projections Made:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Magic Items Found:	7665	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Love Letters Sent:	12
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	319	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Ores Mined:	7845	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Farms Harvested:	765	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Dragons Tamed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Love Letters Sent:	15
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.