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Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 9404 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 19 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within our server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots. Will you be the one to uncover its hidden location and become the richest player in all the land? Or will you be too busy getting pranked by our resident prankster, Steve the Sheep?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer madness that awaits you. And remember, voting for the orange retard is so last season – join us and vote for the chicken in a top hat instead!