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Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 1764 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 28 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 223 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within our server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots. Will you be the one to uncover its hidden location and become the richest player in all the land? Or will you be too busy getting pranked by our resident prankster, Steve the Sheep?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer madness that awaits you. And remember, voting for the orange retard is so last season – join us and vote for the chicken in a top hat instead!