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| Players: | 100/1000 | Votes: | 4629 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 8 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 13 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 38 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is where the real party is at! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a chance to overthrow the evil dictator ruling over the land (spoiler alert: it’s a chicken wearing a top hat).
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within our server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots. Will you be the one to uncover its hidden location and become the richest player in all the land? Or will you be too busy getting pranked by our resident prankster, Steve the Sheep?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer madness that awaits you. And remember, voting for the orange retard is so last season – join us and vote for the chicken in a top hat instead!
