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Players: | 110/900 | Votes: | 6025 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 25 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 13 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 13 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 42 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 19 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within our server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots. Will you be the one to uncover its hidden location and become the richest player in all the land? Or will you be too busy getting pranked by our resident prankster, Steve the Sheep?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer madness that awaits you. And remember, voting for the orange retard is so last season – join us and vote for the chicken in a top hat instead!