No, Minecraft SMP – you aren’t seriously going to vote for this orange retard…

ableism, arent, Campaign, Candidate, controversy, debate, decision, Democracy, disability, discrimination, election, Government, insult, leadership, Minecraft, opinion, orange, orange retard, Political Correctness, Politics, Presidential election, retard, smp, Vote, Voting

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	218
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Potions Brewed:	58	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Buildings Constructed:	12
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Secret Passages Found:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is where the real party is at! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a chance to overthrow the evil dictator ruling over the land (spoiler alert: it’s a chicken wearing a top hat).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within our server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots. Will you be the one to uncover its hidden location and become the richest player in all the land? Or will you be too busy getting pranked by our resident prankster, Steve the Sheep?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer madness that awaits you. And remember, voting for the orange retard is so last season – join us and vote for the chicken in a top hat instead!

corpmore

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	2022
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	295
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Meteorites Collected:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26

corpmore

mc.corpmore.com

Skyblock.fi

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	3690
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Falling into the Void:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9

Welcome to Skyblock.fi!

Join today! IP: skyblock.fi

Some features:

– Experienced moderators and admins. – If you want to SkyGrid, do /usg home at server. – Lag-free and 24/7 server. – You can start your Skyblock instantly and you can invite your friends to there! – No whitelist, so you can start instantly!

Come and have fun!

skyblock.fi

AmbarCraft Vanilla

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	9806
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Dragons Tamed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

This is our vanilla server, for all players who want to play just pure minecraft and dont like mods or plugins. It usually runs the most recent version of minecraft, even if our main server doesnt because its waiting for an updated Bukkit. If vanilla server player count is too low we sometimes might switch to run the newest snapshot instead, to test and play around with new features of upcoming game versions.

AmbarCraft.net:25570

DoctorWhoCraft

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	4741
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Welcome to DrWhoCraft! We are a small, friendly 24/7 server. We also have TARDISes bigger on the inside! Learn more about us at drwhocraft.webs.com

208.115.245.197

ChocolateMC

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	7344
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Ores Mined:	6927
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Hello and thanks for taking time to look at our amazing server we are a 100% legit server -no hacks -mods on all the time -pvp toggle -great biomes -wonderfull staff -if you guys are interested in this server please check it out 🙂 i promise you will NOT waste your time

chocolatemc.mcph.co:30916

PVPCraft

Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	2953
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	3699	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Mines Excavated:	4904

PvPcraft

free TARDIS server

survival server including TARDIS plugin and towny.

Join your fellow time lords in an epic journey across space and time in the wonderful terrain pvpcraft has to offer. Journy across multiple worlds in a way you could previously only imagine.

pvpcraft.ca

ZoneCraft – PVP/NOPVP

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	4245
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Villages Defended:	14	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Server open 24 hours – 0 lag PVP/NOPVP, Plots, Factions, Events and Much More! We will wait for you.

75.102.46.75:25665

PunchGuts

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	7600
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Join the Punchguts community for an action packed adventure or to simply show off your creativity. Our popular features include:

— HUNGERGAMES (with a twist) Pick from an abundance of kits to help you fight to survive. To help with this, You’re able to mine/place blocks for added material to help you get your way to the top.

— PVP (Factions) PVP1 is an abandoned city full of loot – if you happen to find it first! PVP2, an older, regular amplified world. Get members to become powerful, and claim land to become rich!

— PVE Explore the two worlds of PVE, regular or amplified world to gather resources and fight monsters. You can also claim chunks of land to protect your stuff!

–CREATIVE Show off your creative side! Amazing builders will be recognized, having the possibility of getting the Builder rank. (200) x (200) Sized plots!

mc.punchguts.com

Redstone Oinkcraft

Creative

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1264
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Dimension Hops:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	54
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

If you are in Creative one time, and want to play survival the next minute? Well instead of switching your IP to another server, just type /spawn and enter another portal! All worlds use the same chat channels, so you can still talk to friends. We have Creative, Survival, Parkour, In the making of a redstone world and a Pixelart world, anyone has access to the Pixelart world but you need to donate for a plot there. Thanks for your support!

play.redstoneoinkcraft.com

MzCraft

KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	3172
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	28
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Server Full PVP 1.5.2 Events, Raffles, Mini Games TnT Run, PaintBall, SkyWars x1 Plugin, Anvils, Diamonds and More

www.mzcraft.net

pvp.mzcraft.net

Itchy Dog

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1245
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Love Letters Sent:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

If you want to have a good time playing Minecraft with a relaxed and friendly bunch of players, then why not drop by and try us out?

Itchy Dog is a Bungee network with 6 uniquely themed servers (plus Lobby), for you to play on. When you join, you’ll begin on the Lobby server, from there you can take portals to the play servers: Itchy Dog – Survival ChewToy – Creative DogEatDog – PvP with seige DogHouse – RPG, quests and magic Cerberus – Hunger Games that auto resets the world each game Rabid – hostile environment and mobs, PvP and Gods.

There’s a global chat system, so you can hop around the servers to mix up your game while still being able to chat with other players, whatever server they, or you, are on.

We welcome guests, so you can jump right in and start playing, and the NPCs on Lobby will give you start-up info, and can even auto-promote you to full member so you don’t have to wait for a staff response to get access to extra commands. Grief protection is available on each server, along with full logging and active staff to keep your builds safe.

We’re a small, friendly community with plenty of capacity for new players; we welcome all ages but we do expect mature and reasonable behaviour. We have a zero tolerance policy for griefing and anti-social behaviour, so if you’re looking for somewhere to chill and relax, playing Minecraft, then drop in and give Itchy Dog a try.

itchydog.itchy-dog.co.uk

Majkrafci.pl PvP-Survival

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	9119
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Dimension Hops:	15	Mythical Swords Crafted:	74
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Magic Items Found:	7896	Dragons Tamed:	6

Server Info: ●Server version: 1.5.2● ●IP: mc.majkrafci.pl● ●Website: www.majkrafci.pl● ●Server Style: PVP-RPG-HG-Survival..● ●Server Status: Online● ●Server Record: 862●

Server were made year ago and there are already 862 players online! Server is Multi-Style, you can play Survival, Kit-PvP, Hunger-Games, SkyBlock, TF2-Paintball and even Hardcore! On the server like PvP or Survival you’ll never get bored, because of players. There are many players everyday and you can find many friends or even build up a great team! Server is in Poland Language, but hey no worry, players will always speak back in english in case ;). So what are you waiting for? Get up and join the server now!

mc.majkrafci.pl

OzCraft [FACTIONS]

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	6853
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Towns Built:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	450
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2761	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6

OzCraft is an upcoming PvP server designed to bring you the latest in gaming experience.

Specs: RAM: 12gb SLOTS: 500 Registered users: 5301

Come on in and make a faction!

203.33.121.21:25590

CraftWars- Polish server

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	3767
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Animals Bred:	148	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

This is a brand new server, with freebuild, survival and creative.

s119.csrv.pl:49138

Minedlands

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	193
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Finally.. the vanilla server you’ve always wanted.

Minedlands is a simple, friendly, community oriented vanilla server. Many servers claim to be vanilla or have that ‘vanilla feel’, but every one I tried crushed this hope as I became bombarded by colored text, huge buildings, and walls filled with rules. Minedlands was inspired to be the kind of server that truly embodied the real vanilla experience. Minedlands uses Bukkit combined with only the most non-invasive plugins to help protect you from hackers and griefers. You can rest easy knowing that Minedlands does not and will not ever support unnecessary, flashy, or game changing plugins.

mc.minedlands.com