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Players: | 96/100 | Votes: | 5207 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Battle Standards Raised: | 8 |
Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 65 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 10 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 19 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within our server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots. Will you be the one to uncover its hidden location and become the richest player in all the land? Or will you be too busy getting pranked by our resident prankster, Steve the Sheep?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer madness that awaits you. And remember, voting for the orange retard is so last season – join us and vote for the chicken in a top hat instead!