No, Minecraft SMP – you aren’t seriously going to vote for this orange retard…

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Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is where the real party is at! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a chance to overthrow the evil dictator ruling over the land (spoiler alert: it’s a chicken wearing a top hat).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within our server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots. Will you be the one to uncover its hidden location and become the richest player in all the land? Or will you be too busy getting pranked by our resident prankster, Steve the Sheep?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer madness that awaits you. And remember, voting for the orange retard is so last season – join us and vote for the chicken in a top hat instead!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

firestarter

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

firestarter is a simple, cozy, and relaxing community SMP! Whether you’d like to play the game with friends or contribute to community projects, we have a bit of something for everybody!a few of the things we offer: – player-driven economy and player-run shops – grief protection and land claiming – frequent community events – tons of small quality-of-life tweaks – java + bedrock cross-play – a friendly, fair, and respectful communityYou may also be interested in checking out our handbook (https://firestartermc.com/handbook) for more information. We’d love to see you online! 🧡

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

PrimordialMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

PrimordialMC is a java/bedrock crossplay server with multiple gamemodes including Factions, Skyblock, SMP, and Creative Plots!BEDROCK SUPPORTEDIP: primordialmc.com (Bedrock Port: 19132)[1.8 -> 1.19] are supported!» Factions » Skyblock » SMP » Creative Plots

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Beacoland Survival

Survival, Vanilla

We are a 1.19+ Hermitcraft-like survival server with a awesome friendly 18+ community!Just like Hermitcraft, we use some datapacks for 1 player sleep, mob & player heads and for a co-ord hub. With that in mind we are a “Semi-Vanilla” Survival Server. The closest to Vanilla you’ll get with anti-grief/stealing and server optimisations. We have no plugins that affect gameplay like /spawn /home /back, keepinv, land claim, etc.. Builds and items are safe because we use CoreProtect.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

CubedMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

You arrive at our server spawn, it’s time to explore the worlds of CubedMC!We are a PvE server. No-griefing and No-stealing guidelines are strictly enforced.– Become the Mayor of a town, or join and help expand an existing community! – No Server Resets & Fresh Resource Worlds. Explore a permanent 70k x 70k main world, and other worlds easily with /rtp! – Rank up from a weary Traveler all become a royal! – Increase your McMMO power level to unlock special abilities by performing tasks! – Have Fun and Follow the Rules! CubedMC has an amazing community of players and staff who are always happy to help.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

SkyMata

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

SkyMata Is A Java + Bedrock Minecraft Server With Brand New Plugins, Inventive Features And Welcoming Community. Come Move The Ground At Will Or Set A Field Ablaze With Earth & Fire Bending On SkyMata Survival!Go To War With Your Enenmies In Towny And Try To Avoid Being A War Criminal! PVP With Custom Swords, Bombs, And Special Powers For The Most Unque Gameplay.Take Over the Economy With PlayerShops and Auction Houses! Come Join Us, We’d Love To Have You.IP: skymata.games Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/skymata

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Cobbletwo

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

IP: play.cobbletwo.com https://cobbletwo.tebex.io What does this server have?MEGA EVOLUTIONS SUPER TOWER BATTLE MORE THAN x400 POKÉMONS MORE THAN x600 PLUSHES OVER x500 CHARMS TONS OF REWARDS CUSTOM GENERATION PROTECTS SYSTEM GTS MARKET SYSTEM POKÉMON BREEDING POKÉDEX REWARDS

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

PoliticaMC

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

A Brazilian geopolitical minecraft server, siegewar warfare, world building, immersive roleplay and more!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Royal Legacy

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

This year we celebrated our 9 year anniversary! We are one of the oldest servers still around! Play with endless custom content with daily updates to improve the server continuously! Bedrock: mc.royallegacy.net 19312 Java: mc.royallegacy.net 25565* Survival – Rule the Economy with custom claiming! 1.19 * Skyblock – Upgrade to the Biggest Island! 1.19 * Prison – Upgrade your pickaxe to become FREE! 1.19

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Hogwarts Network

Creative, Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

HOGWARTS NETWORK IP: mchogwarts.net BEDROCK: puerto: 8191 VERSION: 1.20.2 (Compatible 1.18 onwards) DISCORD: ds.mchogwarts.net TYPE: Survival, PVE/PVP, RPG, Economy, Pokeballs, Tombs, Virtual Chests, Missions, Protections.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Tekkit 2 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: tekkit2.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Tekkit 2 Modpack

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

MOOCRAFT

Anarchy, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

IP: MOOHUB.NET Join MooHub.net for professionally run servers with active staff! Having opened in January 2013, Moocraft owns multiple dedicated servers which host 2 different servers, all with no lag. SEMI-ANARCHY/SURVIVAL: [1.20.1 with added support back to 1.8]

– – – RAIDING – – – GRIEFING – – – PVP – – – NO HACKINGPRACTICEPVP: [1.8 with added support up to 1.20.1]We have INSTAGRAMS! Use these links to follow them: Yaycarolina: https://www.instagram.com/yaycarolina/?hl=en Chrishew19: https://www.instagram.com/chrishew19/?hl=en

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Peaceful Vanilla Club

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Enjoy a peaceful vanilla experience, with no grief, no pay to win ranks and no PvP outside arenas. Play like you do on single player, but with friends! With no worries. LGBTQ+ Friendly Minecraft Server.→ To play on Java Edition: mc.peacefulvanilla.club → To play on Bedrock (Pocket): bedrock.peacefulvanilla.club (default port)

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Potions Brewed:	157
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

LavaCube

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Survival

LavaCube is a welcoming and lively Minecraft server. It offers a unique and enjoyable gaming experience for players of all ages and skill levels. With beautiful landscapes and endless possibilities, LavaCube allows you to explore, battle, and collaborate with friends. Our active community, regular events, and attentive staff ensure a safe and fun environment for all players. Join us today and unleash your creativity in this captivating Minecraft realm.Our current gamemodes: – ECO-SMP – BoxPvP – SkyPvP – PracticePvP – PrisonMineJoin Now!!! Available for Java and Bedrock IP: lavacube.xyz

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	447243

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

ParadiseMC

PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	11

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Noob-Friendly

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Noob-friendly is a semi-vanilla survival server with a few quality of life add-ons including claims and teleportation.We are a fairly small but awesome community. Come and check us out!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4870	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	65	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.