No, Minecraft SMP – you aren’t seriously going to vote for this orange retard…

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Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is where the real party is at! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a chance to overthrow the evil dictator ruling over the land (spoiler alert: it’s a chicken wearing a top hat).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within our server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots. Will you be the one to uncover its hidden location and become the richest player in all the land? Or will you be too busy getting pranked by our resident prankster, Steve the Sheep?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer madness that awaits you. And remember, voting for the orange retard is so last season – join us and vote for the chicken in a top hat instead!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Magic Items Found:	4148	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

KryptonPVP

Creative, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

KriptonPVP is a Minecraft Network where quality will be present from the first moment you connect to the server. Together with the entire staff we try to solve all the problems that arise in the shortest possible time, in addition to adding improvements to the Network so that the gaming experience is better every day. We are also characterized by having a friendly and close staff with users. Every month we invest the money from donations in having servers without lag, being open 24/7, in our own plugins, anti-DDoS protection, anti-Hacks and backups.As you can see, we have all put a lot of effort into making the server the way it is now, so I hope you want to join us on this adventure that we are sure you will have fun with.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Shadow Kingdom

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Shadow Kingdom is a unique network of many servers dedicated to providing you the best Minecraft experience. Whether you’re a build-savvy architect, competitive PvP warrior, or just looking for a place to meet a tight-knit community of friendly individuals, Shadow Kingdom Network is the place for you! Our network is divided between only 2 main servers: Creative and Towny; both of which are much different from each other. Only operating 2 main game modes allows our team to pay special attention to the small details, and also allows for constant updates, bug fixes, and support. Shadow Kingdom has been running for many years, and our servers are established and jam-packed with many features! We work hard to ensure that every player has a voice. If you have any suggestions or questions, please don’t hesitate to contact us on our forums! https://shadowkingdom.org/We hope to see you in-game soon!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

RLCraft Merciless Sufferings

Economy, Factions, PvE, Survival

RLCraft is back with Version 2.9– No KeepInventory – Exploration Maps that change every 2 weeks – Player Shops -Job System – Factions Create Alliances or declare War on your Enemies. Take over their Territory to steal their Base!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

SuperCraft

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Survival

This is a very friendly server and everyone is welcome here. This server is compatible with Java and cracked players, No toxicity is Tolerated, We are trying to make SuperCraft the best Indian Minecraft server.– Survival Game-Modes coming soon!: – Parkour – SkyBlock – BedWars – ThePit – SkyWars – More to come!Connect with us, join the discord server at https://discord.supercraft.in/

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

AcentraMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP

AcentraMC is a rising Minecraft Network, which offers an enjoyable experience for its fellow community. Join us to try our amazing gamemodes!Gamemodes: – Annhilation – Ranked Bedwars – Practice – Prison – Creative – Skyblock & more…

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Runes Activated:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Arcaneva Geopolitical

Earth, Factions, PvP, Roleplay

Arcaneva is a Minecraft 1.19.4 Java and Bedrock server where you can lead or support a nation on EARTH on a Full Scale! What’s stopping you from having a good time?!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

SkyBlade

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

We’re a Minecraft Bedrock and Java cross-play server with a large variety of fun minigames to play! Our goal is to bring the best experience to players, which is why we really want to hear your feedback for us to improve! Join us on Discord and follow us on Twitter and Instagram (@SkyBladeNetwork) to stay up-to-date!To summarise, here’s a LARGE list of things that we offer: – SkyWars, BedWars, The Bridge, TNT Run, TurfWars, Colour Shuffle (Block Party Equivalent), Spleef, Drop, ZAP (Splegg Equivalent), One in the Chamber, Punch (Sumo Equivalent), 1v1 Duels, Free-Build Creative, Parkour, SkyBlock + so much more!So, what are you waiting for? Grab some friends and get playin’! We can’t wait to see you online! 🙂

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Storyfortune

PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Storyfortune is a brand new survival experience based on the latest versions of Minecraft: Java Edition, with a focus on bringing players together unlike ever before while providing a top player experience! Our server is a grief-free and safe area where anyone and everyone can come and play with others. We strive to provide a unique and engaging experience while maintaining the core survival gameplay.We have player warps and shops, land claiming, marriage, an auction house and so much more! What are you waiting for?**IP: find.storyfortune.net** **Version: 1.20.2**Our rules can be found at: https://storyfortune.net/rules Our Discord server: https://storyfortune.net/discord

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

ObiWorld

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

Family-friendly survival server. Java and Bedrock Crossplay!! Includes claims, homes, and teleport. Loads of minigames: bedwars, duels, paintball, parkour, hunger games and more! Active staff. Unlock abilities and earn ranks by just playing. Test your skills in our custom arenas and boss battles! Try out our custom enchantments, magic wands, and advancements. Java IP: play.obiworldmc.com Bedrock IP: play.obiworldmc.com Port: 47973

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

LifeStealMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

LifeStealMC is a fun & exciting server offering the best LifestealSMP experience. With our fully custom coded core, constant updates & frequent community events & wars there is no reason to play Lifesteal anywhere else. So What are you waiting for? Come and play on the number 1 LifestealSMP server today at LifestealMC.net!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Simply Vanilla Anarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

We have been online since 2019 with a strong discord community and 10-30 active players. No hacking/duping allowed. Vanilla world-borders and Nether-roof is accessible.Want to experience anarchy without everyone hacking or long queues or low tps? Join Simply Vanilla! The server prides itself with having only very few plugins installed to keep things as Vanilla and Anarchy as possible. The server has never been reset and never will be, the current 6 TB map size speaks for itself.We are hosted in EU giving all players in Europe an excellent ping while still being reasonably good for North American players.Join Today!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Magic Items Found:	3380	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

AugustaTowny

Economy, Survival, Towny

Augusta Towny is a offers a unique experience for players who enjoy town-building, jobs, quests, and economy. With the popular Towny plugin, players can join or create their own towns, and work together with other players to build, protect and grow their community. We offer custom world generation to allow your creativity to skyrocket. Our server also offers a friendly and welcoming community, where players can enjoy a variety of activities such as mining, farming, trading, and crafting. We have an economy system that allows players to earn money by gathering, crafting, smelting, and selling their resources and items. Use it to become to richest player on the server.How to Join: – Java Server IP: play.augustatowny.com – Bedrock Server IP: play.augustatowny.com | Bedrock Port: 25565 – Minecraft Version: The server operates on version 1.19.4 – ViaVersion and ViaBackwards are installed. 1.19+ is recommended - Discord: https://discord.gg/SF3aSc4dfJOur staff team is dedicated to providing a safe and enjoyable environment for all players, and are always available to assist players with any questions or concerns. So come join us on Augusta Towny and experience the fun and excitement of town-building, exploration, and community interaction!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Potions Brewed:	33
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

GravityCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Welcome to the Oldest Minecraft survival server, We have 2 Servers to choose from,[ Towny Survival Servers ] [Pre-Alpha]

+ Build, create, survive in the world with Custom Bosses and Dangerous Mobs waiting for you to lurk around! McMMO and Elite Mobs are in this server. + Rankup by building something cool, then post review in Discord or Live Review by Staff.[ OP-Skyblock Minion Based Server] [Beta]

+ Make an Island with limited resources, use primitive resources to expand Island such as Cobgen and Tree Regen. + Use Minions to help doing small task such as Mining, Slaying animals, Woodcutter, and so on. + Rankup (/rankup) to gain more perks and limitations. + Complete Challenges in /shop to get reward! + There are 30 Ranks, are you prepared for the challenge?Active and Friendly Staffs, please enjoy the game!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Charlie Roleplay

Roleplay

== PRYMA SERVER ==Pryma, a fabulous and very strong Kingdom where peace reigned, was once attacked by an evil Sect who burned the kingdom and tried to destroy everything that was left of it. Nobody gave up, the war lasted more than two years… But, in the end, the Kingdom surrendered.Some survivors remained, including Captain Clawes who, with his ship, managed to save much of the remaining population and bring them to the new Kingdom, a safer, more powerful kingdom, which was ready to take back the territory it had lost. Within this kingdom two Guilds were created: the Kadreks and the Oblivions. They were two strong guilds, both with the goal of bringing peace to the Kingdom of Pryma.Now it’s up to you! Find out how the in-game story will evolve! Improve your equipment, defeat the most feared bosses and complete all missions together with your Guild and your Friends!!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

InterstellarMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Unleash your imagination in a galaxy where fun meets endless possibilities. InterstellarMC offers an exhilarating MMO-like experience, where every player’s choice crafts their unique journey. Embark on thrilling adventure missions, delve into custom dungeons brimming with challenges, and uncover rare treasures.– Player Choice at the Forefront: We champion your freedom! Shape your destiny and carve out your own space odyssey in a vast universe.– Adventure Missions and Dungeons: Conquer unique dungeons, teeming with unique loot and challenges. Every quest is a new story waiting to be told.– Elevate Your Gameplay with MCMMO: Immerse yourself in RPG elements, from mastering diverse skills and abilities to leveling up and becoming the hero (or villain) of your own saga.– Customize with Advanced Enchantments: Amplify your gear with enchantments like never before. The power to redefine your equipment lies in your hands.– Thriving Economy & Survival Building with Jobs: Dive into a dynamic economy, where your survival instincts pay off! Take on various jobs, earn your keep, and build your empire from the ground up.Join the InterstellarMC cosmos and be part of a vibrant community of adventurers, builders, and dreamers. Your intergalactic adventure awaits!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Zombie Dances:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Void Armor Forged:	13

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.