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Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is where the real party is at! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a chance to overthrow the evil dictator ruling over the land (spoiler alert: it’s a chicken wearing a top hat).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within our server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots. Will you be the one to uncover its hidden location and become the richest player in all the land? Or will you be too busy getting pranked by our resident prankster, Steve the Sheep?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer madness that awaits you. And remember, voting for the orange retard is so last season – join us and vote for the chicken in a top hat instead!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

iPocket Island

Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Welcome to iPocket Island, where we’ve revived an Old School Factions server with a modern twist that takes you back to the good old days of Minecraft 1.5 in the Latest version of Minecraft. Get ready for an authentic factions PvP experience with all the classic features you love. From Vanilla God Sets to epic events like King of the Hill and challenging Boss fights, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Engage in thrilling PvP battles, raid enemy bases, Custom Fishing, Mining and grind for gold to secure your spot on the F top leaderboard. The best part? Our server is completely Non Pay To Win, ensuring a fair and balanced playing field for all. Join us today at mc.ipocketisland.net and relive the nostalgia!Java IP: mc.ipocketisland.net Bedrock IP: mc.ipocketisland.net Port: 19132 Store: store.ipocketisland.net Discord: https://discord.gg/Z5MyDQQech

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

PlayChorus

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

The culmination of years of dedicated effort, Chorus is a fantasy PvEvP experience where you: – Explore a breathtaking fantasy realm hitherto unseen in Minecraft, teeming with hostile biomes, ancient mysteries, and enigmatic beasts to slay. – Join forces with allies to erect mighty cities and carve out a nation. – Embark on raids to seize varied NPC strongholds and hidden dungeons. – From the heavens, unleash a barrage of greekfire and rockets in exhilarating aerial combats. – With your goat horn, lead steadfast NPC troops and hired mercenaries. – Lay siege to player cities & forts using our advanced, in-house siege mechanics. Blast and burn with reckless abandon, knowing all is restored afterwards. – Ready your mounts for battle, be it horse, panda, or bear, to unleash devastating cavalry charges. – Dive deep underwater on a dolphin’s back, wielding tridents against adversaries. – Through battle, cunning, or diplomacy, expand your realm and ascend to empire status.Join the scramble!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

EagleMc

Bedwars, Mini Games, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

We are happy to welcome you! To our cracked/premium minecraft server! EagleMc, this server have an amazing minecraft and gaming community. Can’t wait to play? Join play.EagleMc.net now! we have the most famous games such as Bedwars, Survival, BoxPvP, Duels, PvP, KnockbackFFA, Counter-Strike, Parkour and much more You’re welcome to join our discord.gg/eaglemc We also support cross-play which means you can play with your friend at bedrock with the ip: bedrock.eaglemc.net port: 19132

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Emeralds Found:	1689

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Undone Network

PvP, Survival

You’re bored? Join the Undone Network. Our Survival Custom features Mines, Keys, Dungeons, Custom Enchantments, and much more that you won’t want to miss!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Farms Harvested:	924	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

McCities

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

Live the city life! You can decide to abide by the laws or try your luck living a life of crime. You can work your way up in real estate, build houses in the creative world, or start your own shop in the mall, among many other things.If you’d prefer to live dangerously, become a criminal and deal drugs, obtain illegal guns, kill your enemies, and order hits on rivals with the server’s bounty system. You’ll have to outsmart and outrun our police force though!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Emeralds Found:	7620	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Neverending Story

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

Neverending Story The server was created for players who love this game. That’s why I decided to make something unique and balanced, where every player can find everything they love about Minecraft. at the same time, based on many years of experience, we give it a special touch together.We focus primarily on quality games together with friends and family and at the same time on the safety of the player, property and the entire server for a satisfied community.There is classic Survival, with an almost endless map. A fully developed economy is available, supplemented by several special methods for obtaining rewards. The whole game mechanics of the game itself is changed to several different skill levels of all kinds. There are adapted monsters with corresponding difficulties than in the original game. There are ready-made spells that everyone will be very happy to try. There is a lot of fun prepared here that you will never get tired of and you have to discover the main charm of the entire server yourself :3The life stories of each of us unfold every day, let’s share them together and create one great one that will have no end. We are really looking forward to seeing you o/

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

GamingCrafters

Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to GamingCraftersSurvival RPG with custom elements, skills and progress system, jobs.We hope to see you in the GamingCrafters community!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Hufverse

Anarchy, Creative, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

━━━━━ 「・ mιnecraghternuğ・」 ━━━━━Survival: A world where you can create your city (Towny) and/or create your personal protection. Complete missions to use Magic and obtain special items.Factions: Dominate the world and defend your base. You have advanced cannons to explode obsidian. 5-day PvP protection for all new players.Towers: An epic battle between the red and blue team to obtain 5 points. Build a bridge and reach the enemy, kill them all and avoid their arrows.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Magic Wands Crafted:	24

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

NorthCraft

Creative, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Whether you’re new to Minecraft, a seasoned player, adventurer, creator or just looking for a friendly, safe place to spend time, there is something for everyone on NorthCraft! From the moment you log on, you’ll find a clean, safe environment to explore, with a Starter Kit to help battle mobs, gather resources and create something great. We keep it basic and focus on vanilla gameplay, but for those who want more, we’ve got you covered. On NorthCraft, you’ll find XP Grinders, Shops, and MyPet companions, as well as economy, Lisa (our 24/7 Assistant) and numerous worlds and destinations which make our server, YOUR server – it’s the perfect place to play! And with progressive ranks, land protection and so much more, there’s no end to what you can do! Grab your shovel, and get on! Now featuring a Creative world, Skyblock, Trivia, Games, Reward Crates and more!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Bavaria Craft

PvE, Survival

We are a small community of friendly Minecraft players looking for fellow players! bavaria-craft.de The server principle is quickly explained (Survival+Freebuild). You join our server, choose a nice place, Set your home and farm items for your Minecraft world wonders 🙂 The ranks are determined based on community behavior or friendly demeanor Each player initially has the following rights: Here is the IP to your Minecraf server:bavaria-craft.deUnlock yourself by simply solving an easy puzzle.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	41	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	349

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Twisted Gaming Community

Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Dive into Boundless Adventures – Your Ultimate Minecraft Oasis!Unleash the thrill of Minecraft like never before with our 100% FREE and forever open server! Our mission? Crafting an unparalleled community of passionate players, and guess what? No paywalls, no limits! We believe in absolute equality – no /donate commands here, and they’ll never see the light of day!Embark on your journey across our 4 thrilling servers: Lobby: The vibrant hub where your adventure begins! Survival (Paper): Immerse yourself in a dynamic world, ready for your exploration! Hardcore (Semi-Vanilla): Brace yourself for the ultimate challenge – survival at its rawest! Mini-Games (Coming Soon): Get ready for heart-pounding excitement and endless fun! Sky Block (Coming Soon): Elevate your gameplay to new heights in our upcoming sky-high experience!Behind the scenes, a dedicated individual harnesses the power of cutting-edge technology, ensuring all our servers run on the latest tech with ALL the RAM you could ever dream of! Join us now and be part of something extraordinary – where your Minecraft adventure knows no bounds! #BoundlessAdventures #MinecraftMagic

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

UGC-Gaming

Factions, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

UGC Gaming, known as United Gaming Community is expanding into the world of Minecraft with its new server. Already a global, well stationed community in games such as Team Fortress 2, CS2 or CS 1.6 and widely known to all players. Join us, and the UGC community to expand your experiences and have an unforgettable time.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

One Piece Craft

Anarchy, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

One Piece CraftMinecraft Survival Multiplayer with RPG and PVE custom features connected to One Piece. This server runs an economy and rankup system connected to multiple worlds and adventures. We are waiting for you! Join us now and our Discord server!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

LoreCraft

Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Notice: Do not leave random blocks & floating trees Current Version: 1.20 ——————————————————————————-LoreCraft is a micromanaged community server presented by YukilaThese lands are created from love, honesty and friendship.Its foundation is “The Lorean Ways of Life” written to spread respect among its playerbase. The core gameplay of the server is its dynamic changes. Everything changes in the world from time to time due to the continuous development provided.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

ClashPVP

Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

Who are we? ClashPVP is a new competitive PVP server!Games to play: ⇨ Junior Lifesteal ⇨ BoxPVP ⇨ Practice PVP And more gamemodes coming soon!(ClashPVP is available for both JAVA Edition and BEDROCK/POCKET Edition of Minecraft) ◆ JAVA IP: clashpvp.net ◆ Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Wilderness Tamed:	10

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.