No Kids Allowed Minecraft Server

No Kids Allowed Minecraft Server

Are you tired of being a responsible adult and contributing to society? Well, join our Minecraft server and escape reality!

On our server, you can build a giant rollercoaster that launches pigs into the sky, create a house made entirely out of diamond blocks, or even ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens.

Forget about contributing to society, join our server and contribute to the chaos instead! Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can be a master of mayhem in the world of Minecraft? Join now and let your inner mischief-maker run wild!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 95/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 7286
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
New Chunks Explored: 566163 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

New Minecraft Servers

  • ZoneCraft Network

    ZoneCraft Network

    We host fun and unique modalities! ¡Combate sin cooldown 1.7 – 1.17! Ranges and more: https://tienda.zonecraft.es Discord: https://discord.zonecraft.es

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9 Ores Mined: 1519
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 5 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Wyrmholes Dug: 8 Magical Moments Shared: 21
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Fairy Circles Danced In: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • TDE – Minecraft Server Network

    TDE – Minecraft Server Network

    TDE is a 4 year old server that has been repeatedly updated and improved. We are currently running version 1.8.7 Spigot

    We run our own property management add-on called TDERegions. We have several maps where you can let off steam.

    – Flat World (City) – normal world (free build) – Farm world (regenerates every 4 weeks) – Nether

    Plugins (27): Minequery, WorldEdit, NoCheatPlus, MagicMouse, Ugames, VirtualShop, Buycraft, Vault, PermissionsEx, Multiverse-Core, TDERegionDynmap, HelperBot, WorldGuard, dynmap, TDERegion, TimingsParser, HawkEye, pvparena, MegaCreeps, ChestShop, Essentials, TDEAddons, EssentialsSpawn, Multiverse-Inventories, Multiverse-SignPortals, VirtualChest, EssentialsChat

    So if you enjoy Minecraft, you’ve come to the right place

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Epic Weapons Forged: 10 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Minewar

    Minewar

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 16 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Wailing Winds Heard: 2

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Empire Legacy

    Empire Legacy

    Build an Empire, Leave a Legacy! With hundreds of other Factions working on constructing an empire of their own. Were now over 5 years old!

    Create or join a Faction, claim land, gather players, and build together! Empire Legacy has been championing the Factions scene for over half a decade, and we’ve become masters at caring for our friendly community and robust dedicated server.

    Learn more about how to play: www.empirelegacy.co.uk/guide

    Your adventure begins here… Website & forums: www.empirelegacy.co.uk IP: empirelegacy.co.uk

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 26 Mysterious Portals Opened: 12
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Royal Courts Attended: 2
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Astral Staffs Crafted: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Avea

    Avea

    Server for the land of Avea. Builders, battlers, explorers are all welcome to wander and settle the lands!

    Regioning, economy, PvP, mythic mobs are all available on this server! Dedicated players welcome!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 20 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 18 Elemental Crystals Collected: 35
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • The CityPrison Network

    The CityPrison Network

    CityPrison is the #1 Non-Op minecraft Prison server.

    We’ve been open for over FIVE years (5) Yes, FIVE years. Amazing huh?

    With over 30 ranks and an amazing non-op system fair ranks and a fair to play non-op environment we are THE #1 MINECRAFT PRISON SERVER AROUND!

    We are one of the OLDEST minecraft prisons server, featuring content like no other in the minecraft prison server community, let alone the non-op community. We pride ourselves on running the best minecraft prison server, and we hope you join us.

    IP: Server.cityprison.net Website: https://cityprison.net Forums: https://forums.cityprison.net TeamSpeak: TS.cityprison.net So what are you waiting for? Join up inmate 🙂

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 8 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Royal Courts Attended: 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Potions Brewed: 20

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Vertex

    Vertex

    Welcome to one of the far niche corners of the internet. I invite you to explore a little. Whether you’re into building or warfare, I’m optimistic we can find a cocktail of experiences for you.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 39
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 23
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Insane Crafters

    Insane Crafters

    Insane Crafters is a Friendly Minecraft game server where people can come and play Minecraft the way it was intended to be played.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 6 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Epic Mounts Acquired: 2
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • The OrchardMC

    The OrchardMC

    The OrchardMC! A Unique Minecraft Fantasy Survival Server

    Welcome to The OrchardMC! The fastest-growing Minecraft fantasy SMP in 2024! What makes us stand out from the rest of the Minecraft community?

    Limited Top Rank Trial – That’s right when you log onto the server, you can run /freerank and claim our 2nd-Top Rank for absolutely FREE. This rank comes with unique perks and permissions that you’ll love while playing on the server!

    Server IP: play.theorchardmc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/RczKCGUvDs

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 12 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CastleCrafters

    CastleCrafters

    24/7 server its dedicated and wont go on anytime soon.We are starting out and we are looking for mod worthy people.We have mcmmo,factions and magic we have shops and we are open to all ideas the current mods do no abuse if they ever do post on the fourm.We only have one donator rank right now called Knight.We also have bas spleef a spleef game hosted by mods its very fun you play spleef with bows.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 23
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9 Mines Excavated: 3093
    Demon Skulls Collected: 50 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ProBloxWorld

    ProBloxWorld

    ProBloxWorld is a server featuring LifeSteal, Survival, Bedwars and SkyWars.—————————————––———ProBloxWorld———————-Just for Fun——————-

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Runes Activated: 6 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 4
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 34 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • StrikeCraft

    StrikeCraft

    Brand new server. We do PvP arenas and creations. WE BAN GRIEFERS. All mods and admins are nice. Check us out! Plenty of room.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Gnome Villages Protected: 8
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Lunar Scepters Activated: 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2
    Undead Armies Raised: 5 Mineshafts Explored: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Crafty SMP

    Crafty SMP

    Join our Vanilla 1.20 SMP server with quality-of-life improvements, play alongside the community, and dive into weekly events.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 44 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Emeralds Found: 6074 Enchanted Armories Found: 6
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Animals Bred: 153
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 2974

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • GermanysBaugrube

    GermanysBaugrube

    Hi users, our server is a free2build server, so you can build what ever you want and where you want, but not too close to ohter players. We have funny and nice members and also a great team, which want to welcome you on our server. Remind: We are a german server, but the most of our community can also speak (write) english.

    See ya online!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 15 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Whispering Caves Entered: 4 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • TaipCraft

    TaipCraft

    Welcome to TaipCraft! —————————————————————– On TaipCraft you can build, explore and make friends! —————————————————————– If you’re not into such things you can also fight in wars! —————————————————————– The map is a 1:924 scale and works on any version! —————————————————————– https://discord.gg/zpmKRUbWZz —————————————————————–

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 10 Legendary Items Repaired: 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 18
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6 Vanishing Items Found: 8

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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