No Kids Allowed Minecraft Server

No Kids Allowed Minecraft Server

Are you tired of being a responsible adult and contributing to society? Well, join our Minecraft server and escape reality!

On our server, you can build a giant rollercoaster that launches pigs into the sky, create a house made entirely out of diamond blocks, or even ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens.

Forget about contributing to society, join our server and contribute to the chaos instead! Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can be a master of mayhem in the world of Minecraft? Join now and let your inner mischief-maker run wild!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 104/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 14
Potions Brewed: 69 Soul Swords Wielded: 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12
Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Crops Grown: 3353
Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

New Minecraft Servers

  • St0rm.net MC Server

    St0rm.net MC Server

    Server is up 24/7. All staff and users are friendly. We have staff places available for active users. Come and join, experience pleasure gaming! We welcome beginners and will guide them along their minecraft experience!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 43
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Potions Brewed: 25
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 5 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 20
    Alien Abductions: 2 Runes Activated: 8

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • TheSwamp

    TheSwamp

    A 13+ anarchy server where anything/everything goes! Want to create an empire? Go right ahead! You want to blow stuff up?! Be my guest! Cross play! Xbox/PC (bedrock/java)

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 5 Mysterious Portals Opened: 14
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Dimension Hops: 1
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 24
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 11

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • CharlieCraft

    CharlieCraft

    Welcome to the CharlieCraft. [24/7] [LAG FREE] [GRIEF PROTECTED] Place where u can make friends, and play the way u want! World is big and without building restrictions! Want to sell your goods? Its easy at as sounds with Trade Signs! Bored of slaying mobs with your regular sword? Get yourself a blaze rod and use Magic Spells! Keeping your stuff safe with Lockette. Just place a sign on the chest and its all locked up! Make a large town and protect it using Towny! CCraft staff is very friendly and here to help you!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 36 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Herobrine Sightings: 6
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 17
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 16

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Menzatyx

    Menzatyx

    Welcome to our Minecraft server: Menzatyx mc

    In our world, adventure and creativity intertwine in an exciting journey. Are you ready to explore, build and survive?

    Join us at Survival Custom and forge your legend. Adventure awaits you!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 9937
    Falling into the Void: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • MCLand [MCSMP]

    MCLand [MCSMP]

    Come join sl.mcsmp.com! Survival! A warm place, where people can band together, to forge a home for themselves, in a pleasant and rich world, full of player-created wonders and mystery.

    Words to decribe our server (said by players): “Epic, crazy, fun, cool, welcoming, enjoyable, helpful, amazing, diverse, towns, funny, friendly, fantastic”

    Hope to see you online!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 2
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 18
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Dragon Scales Harvested: 273
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Dragonkin Hatched: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • CubePixel

    CubePixel

    Best server PvP server Lifesteal Heartsteal Hypixel like soon 24/7 server Best India server and Nepal Location germany

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 0 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Cursed Lands Purified: 8
    Magical Moments Shared: 28 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 6

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • MineCove

    MineCove

    Join a community, not a server.

    MineCove is a professional, family oriented atmosphere founded August 1st 2012. We strive for fun, fair, and kind play. Hostile natures in any form have no place here.

    **Earn 100 McMMO levels for free when you join!**

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 22
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 18 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    Buildings Constructed: 26 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 10
    Ether Blades Crafted: 10 Magic Crystals Found: 25

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • The Hallowed Aether

    The Hallowed Aether

    CF_ProminenceIIFabric_2.6.5.jar Modpack 1.20 Up and coming server oriented for long term play! Prominence Void’s Invasion

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5733 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18
    Runes Activated: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 2
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 10 Orbs of Power Found: 11
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 332 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • ninescraft

    ninescraft

    cant wait to see you there 🙂

    ps Nineballed, Modmasta, and Mojoconcarne are the owners

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 38
    Ether Blades Crafted: 14 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 15 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Cake Smp

    Cake Smp

    Minecraft survival smp server. Griefing and killing people is allowed. Rules: No hacking/X-ray, No harassment/bullying others, no offensive language in chat (swearing is allowed) and no spawn killing. You are allowed to grief bases and kill other players. After you kill another player you may not kill them for another 10 minutes. Forming alliances or teams is encouraged Don’t build lag machines too ig The server has a world border of 10k but it will be expanded if more people join

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
    Secret Passages Found: 8 Mythical Swords Crafted: 69
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 160 Love Letters Sent: 15
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 163

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • DesiredCraft Network

    DesiredCraft Network

    Economy Survival | Hunger Games | Factions | Custom Minigames | Skyblock | Creative | KitPvP | Skywars | Capture the Flag | MineZ | NO LAG | 99% uptime | Leaderboards

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 430 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Crops Grown: 6818
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Astral Projections Made: 0
    Epic Weapons Forged: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Vox Populi

    Vox Populi

    We are a tight Minecraft community with a lot to offer. Everyone is welcome. We have some awesome role play and fantasy goals and experiences, as well as completely unique plugins and features that you have to see to believe. We are probably the highest quality server you’d ever find, you have our word.

    **Rules**: No Griefing. No Profanity. Use Common sense. /rules in game.

    **Plugins**: We have over 60 plugins, all configured by hand with lots of love.

    **Owner**: Zombiemold

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 7 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
    Endless Legions Commanded: 47 Powerful Allies Recruited: 6
    Gods Slained: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 7
    Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 42
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 20 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • voortex online

    voortex online

    Hey! We are voortex. A new Semi-Vanilla SMP. If you are looking for a new Minecraft Server that is currently trying to build a strong and active Community, feel free to join us!

    See you there!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 8
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Enchantments Applied: 280 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 19 Unseen Monsters Slain: 7
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Chaos Gates Opened: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • CraftGeneration Server

    CraftGeneration Server

    Server for the Portuguese-speaking community, the most stable and organized in Brazil and perhaps in the world.

    no resets during active version online since 2010

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 10
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 5
    Farms Harvested: 959 Forbidden Relics Collected: 8
    Players Killed by Monsters: 4279 Talking Trees Consulted: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • SkyRomania

    SkyRomania

    SKY ROMANIA is a server focused on survival, we are a new server with huge potential. For donations or other information, go to our Facebook page: https://dsc.gg/skyrom

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Secret Passages Found: 7
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 6
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY