No Kids Allowed Minecraft Server

No Kids Allowed Minecraft Server

Are you tired of being a responsible adult and contributing to society? Well, join our Minecraft server and escape reality!

On our server, you can build a giant rollercoaster that launches pigs into the sky, create a house made entirely out of diamond blocks, or even ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens.

Forget about contributing to society, join our server and contribute to the chaos instead! Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can be a master of mayhem in the world of Minecraft? Join now and let your inner mischief-maker run wild!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players: 104/300 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated: 8 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
Magical Frogs Kissed: 4 Players Killed by Monsters: 8878

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • SkyePlex Network

    SkyePlex Network

    A kid friendly server faction and survival server with a good community and nice staff!! Join now! Staff needed! Survival, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Hardcore, Parkour, and more!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Dark Rituals Completed: 10
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 5 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • EnderPlay

    EnderPlay

    This is a server made to enjoy, here you can play many varieties: -KitPvP -Survival -SkyWars and many more!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 294
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Falling into the Void: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Ethos Economy

    Ethos Economy

    Ethos Economy Is a Minecraft expierience like no other. We are a cross between a Prison server and Towny-Survival, but we are also so much more then that.

    Some features Ethos Economy offers include: » Physical emerald currency » Rank chain, much like prison » Custom professions » Custom terrain worlds » Gambling » And much more!

    Hope to see you ingame! : IP: play.ethoseconomy.com

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Infinity Stones Found: 3
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • TimelessFactions

    TimelessFactions

    TimelessFactions Do you want to play on a server where justice reigns and there are no zithers, this is the right place for you 🙂 TimelessFactions opens on Saturday at 20:00, at the opening we will distribute keys, there will be a drop party, ranks and other things 🙂 Read what’s on our Minecraft Server in a nutshell SupplyCrates KotH Crates Vote CrazyEnchants(/this) Free Rankovi(/rankup) mcMMo I hope you will visit the server and invite your friends too 🙂 IP:mc.timelesspvp.info

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 31
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Haunted Mines Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • StargateMC

    StargateMC

    StargateMC.com is a Survival Canon-ish server that focuses around the Stargate Universe. Players can visit up to 25,000 worlds via Advanced Rocketry FTL Ships or Stargate!

    When you login, you can deal with Stargate Command staff and travel offworld to one of a random 1000 Milky Way worlds, each able to be made your own whilst fighting off the Goauld – or travel to Pegasus and make war against the Wraith…. the choice is yours!

    To play, download StargateMC on the Technic Launcher.

    Note: The Youtube video was made for 1.7, several years ago. Things have changed a lot since then!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1
    Void Armor Forged: 15 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Wired Factions

    Wired Factions

    A new Factions server, DP at 10 Players! • Factions / PvP • Very Little Lag • Needs Staff & Builders • 24/7 • 3G of ram • And a Teamspeak! – 198.27.66.63:9082 – 10 Slots • More to come!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9
    Star Shards Collected: 84 Wailing Winds Heard: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • ArcadianMC

    ArcadianMC

    ArcadianMC is a Minecraft community like no other, featuring all types of game modes. Here, we try our hardest to give an enjoyable experience to all of our players by giving them unique and fun continuous updates. More exciting updates to come to the network based on your feedback.

    We currently provide the following on our network: [+] Kit PvP [+] Prison [+] Skyblock [+] Minigames [+] Events [+] Lots of updates [+] Awesome community

    You can join our server through the following IP address: play.arcadianmc.com

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 4 Enchanted Forests Planted: 6
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • VermelonCraft

    VermelonCraft

    VermelonCraft! The New Factions|PVP|MMO|RANK Server! Join Now! 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4657 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Animals Bred: 167

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Magnum Survival

    Magnum Survival

    Welcome to the Magnum server! The server is in Survival mode and the version is always the latest. Go check out my tube channel called HuntMagnum.

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Haunted Chests Opened: 1
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 18

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Anville

    Anville

    Brand new survival server with grief prevention land claiming, an economy as well as jobs to choose from that generate money. Currently implementing world bosses with unique loot. Any and all players welcome!

    Please do not join for the sole purpose of asking to be made a mod or being given access to creative mode. This is a survival server first and foremost. If a need for moderators arises later on, I will make it known.

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Evil Twin Fights: 3
    Epic Quests Completed: 16 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Kingdom Mines

    Kingdom Mines

    Kingdom Mines offers you many gameplays such as: – Agario – Skypvp – SkyWars – SkyBlock – Factions – Survival – Creative – Minigames We have a team of staff who will always help players if needed. We hope youll enjoy staying go through the adventure with us!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Meteorites Collected: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Advanced Network

    Advanced Network

    Staff are needed. The server will be restarting a few times in the next week or so as it has just been created. Come and join us on this survival server.

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • CraftGasm

    CraftGasm

    Join CraftGasm, the most competitive Skyblock server around! Build your unique island, invite your friends, upgrade your gear and much much more!

    Get started today!

    IP: play.craftgasm.net MC Version: 1.8, 1.9, 1.10, 1.11

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Infinity Stones Found: 6
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • GodRealm

    GodRealm

    Welcome to the best prison server you will ever see with gems for upgrading, custom enchants for pvp and mining. We also have crates a website and a forum where you can apply for staff and Donate!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 12
    Chimeras Created: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • ReinforcedMC

    ReinforcedMC

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    ReinforcedMC is a growing community of Factions Players. Our server entertains you with Boss Mobs, Stacked Spawners, Stacked Mobs, Spawner Tiers, custom enchants and more.

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 14 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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