No Kids Allowed Minecraft Server

No Kids Allowed Minecraft Server

Are you tired of being a responsible adult and contributing to society? Well, join our Minecraft server and escape reality!

On our server, you can build a giant rollercoaster that launches pigs into the sky, create a house made entirely out of diamond blocks, or even ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens.

Forget about contributing to society, join our server and contribute to the chaos instead! Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can be a master of mayhem in the world of Minecraft? Join now and let your inner mischief-maker run wild!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players: 93/900 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Immortal Potions Brewed: 10
Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5 Royal Courts Attended: 1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Harvest Block

    Harvest Block

    We are a mature and well-established server that consists of players 18 and older. We are often considered rare because we make no exceptions to this rule. This is to ensure we have a nice friendly bunch of people, from different walks of life, who enjoy playing together because they share a hobby.

    Please visit our website to apply for whitelisting!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 17 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 5 Crystal Wands Charged: 7

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Cuba – Prison

    Cuba – Prison

    Danish minecraft server, join it and we can make a nice community! You can read more on my website – and if you have any questions can you send me a mail on [email protected] 🙂

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7
    Ores Mined: 1623 Pirate Ships Raided: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Minecrafters Go Mooo

    Minecrafters Go Mooo

    NEED STAFF AND REGULAR PLAYERS!!!

    There are two Owners – ItsDIGI and FappyJr/FapToMySkill.

    The server has fun plugins, unlimited world, teleports to every biome and no lag!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Whispering Caves Entered: 5

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Enchanted Craft

    Enchanted Craft

    Enchanted Craft is an Alpha Build of something great, We currently only have Survival and Factions but plan on having Creative and Mini-Games

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 12 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Sarefine

    Sarefine

    Sarefine is a server which offers loads of different pvp opportunities, unlike mainstream servers we have a KitPvP based soup server with abilities to rain arrows and suffocate players in ice, 2 of many. We also have a practice server with elo based system in which one can reach the leaderboards and show who is the best. We’re an eu based network soon expanding to many different continents in the future, we look forward to seeing you!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 50 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • MoltresPvP Network

    MoltresPvP Network

    MoltresPvP Network is a server focused around providing pvp with multiple and expanding gamemodes. MoltresPvP has a diverse community of players and staff, and we strive to provide new, unique, and fun gamemodes and pvp for all.

    Everything on MoltresPvP is custom coded by or developer team.

    Coins and levels are shared network wide, so if you gain a level on Kitpvp, you get that level in MiniUHCMeetup.

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 6578 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 47 Blood Moons Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • mc matrix

    mc matrix

    In the cross over’s Ceará, we came to win and not to be defeated, so if you want to be part of this game, know that we’re going to bring it to the boil….kkkkkkkk

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Infinite Doors Opened: 3

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • mc.godsyn.com

    mc.godsyn.com

    A Focus On PvE With Aesthetics In Mind MC.godsyn.com is a dedicated, 20-slot Minecraft server hosted in North America that has been around since the dawn of SMP, known for its uptime and mature community. Players under the age of 18 are not permitted to apply for membership, and the administrators and moderators of the server are required to be over 21 years old.

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 7 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 87

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Missoula Public Library

    Missoula Public Library

    Survival server with NoCheatPlus, dynmap, FancyShop, Essentials, HeadsLite, AdvancedReport, MineFriends, Vault, EssentialsSpawn, NoSwear and GriefPrevention.

    Dedicated PVP area. PG friendly chat.

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 6
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Pickaxe-PvP

    Pickaxe-PvP

    Welcome to Pickaxe-PvP! We are a brand new factions server that would love to have you join our small community!

    We have: – Factions – McMMO – Chests shops – AutoRank

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Influx Network

    Influx Network

    The Influx Network is a network of custom coded plugins to provide the best minigame experience as possible. We are constantly bringing new and engaging updates to the server. We currently have 11 minigames, and are planning to add many more. Join today at theinflux.no-ip.org

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Entertaining Squad

    Entertaining Squad

    You can buy ranks at entertainingsquad.buycraft.net You can buy ranks through this website entertainingsquad.buycraft.net This server is very good and works for pirated minecraft and original minecraft

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • YeetFactions

    YeetFactions

    WE need staff badly and a co owner also the first successful applier gets co owner and co owner gets console So staff positions that are open are as following – Head Admins – Admins – Head Moderators – Moderators – Head Helpers – Helpers – AND BUILDERS WE REALLY NEED BUILDERS! thank you for your time.

    When you join do /warp apply

    PS Apps need to be at least five pages long

    167.114.8.38

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Legendary Heroes Trained: 2
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 9 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • EntrancedPvP

    EntrancedPvP

    Hello EntrancedPvP is an amazing new server that will soon be great! There is not a lot of people on atm but soon i will be great Just give it a chance! I know u will like it! We have great plugins like mcmmo essentials and vote crates! and much much more Also many more plugins will come in the future like koth and vote crates Please join for a great faction experience!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Zombie Dances: 8
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 15 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Skycraft – Just Opened

    Skycraft – Just Opened

    We are a brand new server that just started about 48 hours ago. We are constantly trying to grow our community. We started this server to bring much joy to the players and staff who wanted to find a new server that is made for them. Our staff are very hard working and small at the moment but we are growing. We are looking for more staff that are very responsible and very dedicated. Rules: (1) Be Respectful (2) Do Not Hack (3) Respect all Staff (4) Do not Spam!! (5) No Sexual harrasment (6) Do not Spawn kill (7) No Racism

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 7 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12 Titanic Battles Fought: 30

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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