No entry for bro – Minecraft server

Abuse, aggression, aita, Bro, Chores, depression, entry, Frustration, girlfriend’s brother, Hiding, incelness, Jewish, lashing out, living room, mentally unwell, Minecraft, Neo Nazi stances, race mixing, refusing, Server, ugly baby, whiplash, Yemeni descent

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone gets along and there’s no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with intense family drama, racial tensions, and pee bottles!

Imagine this: you log onto the server and immediately get thrown into a whirlwind of Neo-Nazi stances, race-mixing debates, and a mentally unwell brother who refuses to even acknowledge your existence. Will you be able to survive the drama and still build the best Minecraft castle?

But wait, there’s more! Witness the ultimate showdown as you watch a heated argument unfold over watching a movie in the living room. Will you stand your ground like a boss or hide in your room like a scaredy-cat?

So, why join our server? Because where else can you experience such outrageous storylines and crazy characters all while trying to mine for diamonds? Don’t miss out on the chaos, join now!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Secret Passages Found:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Airidale Classic Prisons

Prison

Since 2016 Airidale has been pushing the bounds of Minecraft, and we are not stopping anytime soon! We offer a wide variety of custom game modes that anyone can enjoy. With custom features exclusive to our network, you won’t be let down!We use custom plugins to give players a true classic prisons experience. With custom enchanting, cells, shops, and items, you will never run out of things to do! Grind your way to the top with McMMO and Gangs! Give Airidale a try today!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Crops Grown:	3192	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

AusCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

» JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Mines Excavated:	1619
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Mines Excavated:	1316	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5059	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	289
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Players Killed by Monsters:	403	Enchantments Applied:	136
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Crystal Wands Charged:	16

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Sky Kingdoms

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival Games

What do we offer? Bedwars, Survival with Slimefun & Lucky Blocks, Skypvp, Skywars, Agario, 1v1, Survival Games, Hide and Seek, Quake, Vanilla, Factions,

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

MineTrade

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	67
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

FrontierSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Dragons Tamed:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	448	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

InfiniteMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Warden City

Survival

Warden City only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

AllianceCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Mythical Swords Crafted:	26	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!