No entry for bro – Minecraft server

Abuse, aggression, aita, Bro, Chores, depression, entry, Frustration, girlfriend’s brother, Hiding, incelness, Jewish, lashing out, living room, mentally unwell, Minecraft, Neo Nazi stances, race mixing, refusing, Server, ugly baby, whiplash, Yemeni descent

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone gets along and there’s no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with intense family drama, racial tensions, and pee bottles!

Imagine this: you log onto the server and immediately get thrown into a whirlwind of Neo-Nazi stances, race-mixing debates, and a mentally unwell brother who refuses to even acknowledge your existence. Will you be able to survive the drama and still build the best Minecraft castle?

But wait, there’s more! Witness the ultimate showdown as you watch a heated argument unfold over watching a movie in the living room. Will you stand your ground like a boss or hide in your room like a scaredy-cat?

So, why join our server? Because where else can you experience such outrageous storylines and crazy characters all while trying to mine for diamonds? Don’t miss out on the chaos, join now!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Mines Excavated:	4264
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Divine Spears Created:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

MC Legion

Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

Welcome to the first Minecraft Multiplayer Online Battle Arena (MOBA). Come play as one of 17 legends to defeat the enemies and climb the ranks. Collect all of the characters complete quests and show off your cool cosmetics!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Void Armor Forged:	12

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

easysurvive.net

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

Welcome to easysurvive.net! Are you tired of big servers that don’t let you have any fun? Do you like engaging with a fun and friendly community? Well check us out With Survival at the core of our gameplay You’ll love the easy experience! We offer a SMP playstyle mixed with Mcmmo to bring skills to Minecraft and Towny to claim land and build a great city. We offer the freedom to do as you wish! CROSSPLATFORM JAVA + BEDROCK PORT 25565*Difficulty Hard *Leveled Mobs to increase difficulty of mobs fairly *Mcmmo Gain skills and abilities to aid you in your survival experience *Marriage Gain perks and boosts for being near your significant other *Much More!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Emeralds Found:	8582
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Infuse SMP Public

Anarchy, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Survival

Infuse SMP PublicA Public SMP server with the Infuse SMP plugin. Hosted by the members of the official Infuse SMP.An active, semi-anarchy Survival experience!Discord: https://www.discord.gg/infuse

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

L1feStee1

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

L1feStee1 is a LifeSteal SMP with /dupe! You can duplicate your items using /dupe! There is no limit!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Love Letters Sent:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Thundermine.Net

PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Thundermine.net – Survival – 1.19 – Balanced Economy – Daily Events – Quests Thundermine is a survival Minecraft server offering a player driven economy encouraging buy sell trade with other players. For a better experience, the server offers grief protection to prevent griefing/raiding by other players, enabling you to be creative and show off your build skills with the community. East. 2012

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Runes Activated:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

KeyCraft RP

Factions, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

KeyCraft is the ultimate Roleplay experience in Minecraft. Set in the fantasy world of Omnia, KeyCraft offers a unique spin on text-based roleplay with our extensive and ever-growing lore! We have multiple cities filled with tons of races and cultures for players to be apart of! Participate in events, create your own group or guild, perhaps even just enjoy the simple life as a farmer! You can do it all here, and we’re open to anyone 13+ !Key Features A Proximity-Based Text RP plugin that allows you to talk, emote, and more as your own character! Even your character’s name will appear above your head and in the Tablist for added immersion! Delve into dungeons, explore ruins, and even partake in Quests! Participate in our extremely active Discord to post in-character ads, organize a Group or Guild, or even just look for someone to chat with! Our Discord is beginner friendly and even includes a section just for artists! Immerse yourself in our handcrafted lore, including Vampires, Sorcerers, and even Plant People, we have it all! KeyCraft prides itself on being a safe space for the LGBTQIA+ community, allowing anyone and everyone regardless of their identity to play as long as they follow our rules! Your character can even reflect your identity!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Divine Spears Created:	24
Dragons Tamed:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Lifestealed

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

LIFESTEALED REMASTERED – Max Hearts: 50 – Min Hearts: 1 – Difficulty: HardLifestealed is a small but active community. Kill player’s and steal health points from one another. With a maximum heart count of 50, it seems that you’ll be undefeatable.We have custom enchants, items, and OP Loot that can be obtained from crates, so you can feel like you’re the strongest in the server!With a custom boss adding an additional challenge, you’ll be able to get the best armor in the game!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

VanillaCraft

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Aesir Mc

Factions, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Farms Harvested:	804
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

TheCrib

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

TheCrib is a 1.20 Survival/SMP Minecraft server that focuses on quality of life features and values the player experience. The server is currently available to join on all the major versions, which includes versions 1.7 to 1.20.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Fire Crusades

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	18	Buildings Constructed:	41
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Towns Built:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

JonGames – Survival Land Claim

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival, Towny

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Love Letters Sent:	14
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Light

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Light Network is an economy survival server. We offer a range of features for players to enjoy whilst sticking to the vanilla-esk of the game. Survival has land claiming, free ranks, reward crates, quests, silk spawners and more! Connect to the server today to start your adventure!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Ores Mined:	7239

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Secure Heaven

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Explore, destroy Demons and build your dream home.IP: play.secure-heaven.com (Java)Discord: http://discord.secure-heaven.com/ Website: https://www.secure-heaven.com/ How to enter: https://www.shmc.link/unirseDo you still have doubts? she continues reading: • Customizable home, with reinvented protection measures • We have a Passion for Survival • Weddings, Alcohol, Jobs, PvEStop by the server and leave us your opinion!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Friends In Game

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

The Amici In Game Community is pleased to present its new server: FRIENDS IN GAME: The server was created with the aim of giving Minecraft enthusiasts already present on our official DISCORD a place where they can all play together, in harmony and serenity! A place to have fun with “Friends” in an almost familiar atmosphere… The server we offer uses plugins to protect all server constructions from any grief and/or other problems that could destroy or damage the work of the players on the server… In addition to the simple Pure Vanilla, we also offer some minigames (For now only BedWars, but there will be others in the future ;)) If I have intrigued you, I invite you to join us on the SERVER! (for various reasons, the server will NOT remain open constantly… Furthermore, in order to enter you must first enter our DISCORD SERVER so that you can be added to the white list)

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	3029
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Dragons Tamed:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!