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| Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 8561 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 |
| Emeralds Found: | 5150 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 19 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 5 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
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