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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the bomb diggity! Picture this: you spawn in and immediately get hit with the sweet sounds of someone ripping a fat fart. That’s right, we have fart sound effects playing on loop 24/7 to keep things interesting. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – our server is run by a group of highly trained cats who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their little paws. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a cat construct a pixelated replica of the Eiffel Tower. So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with farts, cats, and endless possibilities. Uhhhhn!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

EosCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

EosCraft is a humble, fun, lag-free minecraft survival multiplayer server that is home to an amazing community, a professionally ran mature staff team, and numerous features for your enjoyment. Consider checking us out! Expanding the community since 2010.

Website: EosCraftMC.com IP: play.eoscraftmc.com

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

SMP.Moose

PvP

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Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Dimension Hops:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Archon Factions

Factions, PvP

Archon PVP is a Factions PVP server featuring McMMO to enhance your raiding experience. We have a dedicated staff and balanced economy and are very open to suggestions.

What you think will improve Archon PVP is what really matters to us, and we will continually adjust and improve wherever possible to make the best possible experience for all our players.

Server IP: pvp.archonmc.com

Website: www.archonmc.com

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Destroy SMP

PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Join The Discord https://discord.gg/VhrFvy9R and then go to minecraft chat and request to get whitelisted to join IT IS 1.16.3 1 This is a roleplay server so you always follow the roleplay 2 There are different countries, let @Owner or @Admin know if you are joining/creating a country 3 If you do not follow the roleplay you get a temporary ban 4 You are allowed to raid peoples bases but not break or place any blocks inside their base 5 You can only raid a persons base if at least 1 President or Duke is online 6 Every country needs a president and a duke 7 You are not allowed to kill someone without good reasoning 8 There are 3 roles in a country. President MAX 1 PERSON, a Duke MAX 2 PEOPLE, Peasant MAX 4 PEOPLE 9 You are not allowed to have secret chests, which means all chests have to be visible in a base 10 You are not allowed to steal pets Dogs, Horses Cats 11 If you have no where to run and the person after you wants to jail you, you are not allowed to go against this action 11 If you do not follow these rules they will result in a permanent ban or temporary ban 12 If you have 3 temporary bans you get permanently banned on your 3rd ban NO HACKING!!! OR PERM BAN

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

The Mines PvP/SMP

Economy, PvP, Towny

SERVER IP: TheMin.es

Website: http://TheMin.es Game Play Type/s: Survival PvP. Skyblock, Creative, MiniGames Rules: No hacks, glitches, or being a dick. Server Hardware: 16GB RAM, Dual Xeon 2.5Ghz, Gig link. Owner: Kraftman Description: BungeeCord server: PvP Survival world, Creative world, minigames (Call of Minecraft Zombies, Paintball, MobArena)

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Potions Brewed:	124

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Averia

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

MMO RPG semi vanilla survival/ good community and active players Averia has skills to upgrades and events that are coming soon. with an economy and a new auctionhouse money is traded for items between players with custom loot from crates this server has only just started

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4729	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Animals Bred:	62

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Lucid Dreams

Creative, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Website luciddreams.enjin.com Server IP myluciddreams.com Huge Freebuild Plots, Survival/PVP, Skyblock, mcjobs, ProtectionStones, DarkMythos, OnTime, mcMMO, Werewolf, Magic Lamps, Headhunter, Jukeloop, Free Rank to Premium, Possible World Edit in Plotworld depending on experience.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Bertonso_smp

Anarchy

best anarchy server comeo that will see let’s bora la enter contrua a base mourning against your opponents create a team and let’s go to that

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	228	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

BEASTCRAFT-ZA

In BEASTCRAFT-ZA you will have the ultimate experience. Our Minecraft Server has economy, strengthened with awesome plugins and great games. Join today to receive a free kit and R1000 in-game cash Created by kbgvirus and ADAM_G_100.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

ABSSMP

Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival

Anti cheat , Hardcore Revival , items with gui such as chest protection , emerald tools , login security , one player sleep , pvp if you want , pve , home , silk spawners , gifts , all versions supported .

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Tales of Conquest

A great medieval role playing minecraft server that you should come and join

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Vanilla anarchy

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

This server is all about vanilla minecraft with no rules but still there is three rules no cheating, no duping or exploits, no lag machines i want to create a new experience for everyone to enjoy.

Simply Vanilla server rules: 1. No cheating (hack clients, xray, killaura, radar, entity speed hack) 2. No duping and other exploits. 3. No lag machines.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Epic Minecrafter

With 3 epic worlds Epic Minecrafter has a world for just about any way you want to play Minecraft.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9596	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Oranges Prison life

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival

Orange’s Prison Life is a prison based around working and building your way to the top. Once a prisoner has proven themselves capable of living a decent life outside of prison bars, they may set themselves free. We are a non-op, economy-based server. Once free, join a clan or make your own. Build vast clan bases and protect them.. Gather resources, trade with players, and make a name for yourself. Being a hardcore, non-op classic prison server, your items are precious and hard-earned. PvP is around every corner, so you’ll continuously need to watch your back for players trying to steal your items. Our community originally opened back in 2011, and we again re-launched just this past month. Many of our original community is still playing today, but we’d love to expand and reach brand new players too. We’ve actively been working on lots of exciting new content and can’t wait to release it for all to enjoy. Come check us out – we’d love to have you!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

FatDog Minecraft

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

FDMC Cauac is a Minecraft survival mode (SMP) Rated R (+18) game-world which is built, maintained, destroyed, and managed by the players themselves, in every aspect. Within the confines of the game, you, as a player, have total freedom to do as you wish and choose your own path, in any way.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!