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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the bomb diggity! Picture this: you spawn in and immediately get hit with the sweet sounds of someone ripping a fat fart. That’s right, we have fart sound effects playing on loop 24/7 to keep things interesting. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – our server is run by a group of highly trained cats who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their little paws. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a cat construct a pixelated replica of the Eiffel Tower. So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with farts, cats, and endless possibilities. Uhhhhn!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Mines Excavated:	3291
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	13

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

DGA.LV | #13-1 Factions

Join our Minecraft Survival Factions Server MC.DGA.LV:11301 (Included: Train carts, Minecars, Ships, Stargates and other good plugins)

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Always anarchy

Anarchy

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Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

OxyCraft

Oxycraft is a Standard Survival Bukkit server, with cool admins and moderators. We have a fun community and the staff members are plain awesome. Come join the fun at Oxycraft!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

GoobCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

re you sick of being lonely in singleplayer? Tired of joining a server and having to walk across the world to find a tree? Annoyed with massive, crowded, servers? Well then come join our server and be lonely on there, at least you’ll have plenty of trees to talk to and lots of building space :D.

But seriously, we are a small community. We are however, looking to get bigger and have more active players. We can’t get bigger without help from you. We need you guys to get on, without you guys the server won’t get any bigger and will eventually die.. Do you want that blood on your hands? Anyway, I am getting off topic.

If you play a lot, even if you’re not very good, we welcome you and hope you will join our humble server. We have a couple useful & awesome plugins that anyone will be willing to help you figure out, if you can’t on your own.

If you enjoy the server remember to come back!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	40	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Orbs of Power Found:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

ChainCraft

Hardcore, PvP, Raiding

Factions PvP BUILD YOUR VAULT

NO ADVERTISE NO HACKING/MOD/XRAY NO SPAMMING

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

DemolishSMP

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

Vanilla SMP with near 0 members. We would appreciate it if you could join our server! We have teams and sometimes wars.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Craft Survival Games

Creative, Factions, Prison, Skyblock, Survival Games

Welcome to craftsurvivalgames! This is a hub network with lots of servers to fill your needs : AcidIsland (new) Duel (new), Gun (new) ROTMG (Realm of the mad god – new) Factions Skyblock Skywars Creative – now large plots SG Minigames Prison IP: playsurvivalgames.com Voting: If you vote for us, you will get 5 bottles of enchantment, 1 diamond and 500$ in-game money!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Voleria

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to the world of Voleria! – now on 1.16+

Voleria is a mostly vanilla server- offering a few plugins here and there to make things such as teleporting or protecting your home a lot less tedious. Although centered around the survival experience, we also offer Murder, PVP* and other ways to experience the riveting world of Voleria.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Dwarfs Vs Zombies

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock

This is a dwarfs vs zombies server. Its 24/7 and is automated with a custom plugin. There is no whitelist. Enjoy

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Star Shards Collected:	51	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Qaxolotl

Economy, Survival

Hey! This Is My Server. OP-Survival You Can Join With A Cracked Account Too We Use Nether Stars As The Main Currency, You Will Get A Starter Kit The First Time You Join, In That Starter Kit You Will Get Some Nether Stars And 3 Shop Licenses(You Need These To Get A Shop).

With A Shop You Can Get More Nether Stars And With Those Nether Stars You Can Buy A Enchant Of Choice, But It Will Only Go Up One Level. Each Enchantment Level Costs 16 Nether Stars. To Get A Enchant Upgrade You Can Ask Me (Ingame: QAxolotl) Or (Via Discord) To Let Me Upgrade Your Tool. We Also Have Clans. To Make A Clan You Need To Pay 9 Stacks Of Nether Stars(Its Not Alot Tho). To Join A Clan You Have To Ask The Owner Of The Clan To Join That Clan.

I Hope You Will Join! And If You Join, Good Luck With Your Journey!! Version: 1.16.4

Greetings, QAxolotl And Nomarian.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

NOBSMC

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP

Players are thrown into a world of turmoil and despair as the free for all PvP world tests players’ skills in combat. Make friends quickly in order to survive; create factions and expand to nations to battle against other opponents and reap the rewards of war! Players immediately spawn in the safe town equipped with all your needs including shops, help guides, examples of how to work the extensive plugins available to players amongst many other things!

The town has things including shops with our iBuy plugin where food / supplies can be bought in order to fill your chests for battle! The town also has helpful guides, useful tips and Moderators / Admins can be pmed if you have any further questions!

Dare players venture out into the wild? Seek foes or make alliances. Find the hidden caves with winding paths littered with treasure or foul and break rules and end up spending time in our jail. Its up to you. Conquer, or be Conquered.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Goob Craft

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Are you tired of joining servers with broken economy’s? Tired of pay to win? Then join goobcraft, This server is less then 2 weeks olds, great staff, good builders and grinders. So if you’re looking for a server to run you better start now before the player gap is far to big!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Crops Grown:	6260

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

PVPAura

KitPvP, PvP

Welcome to PVPAura this is a pretty chill KitPVP Server! Anyways Just hang out and have fun! Hope to see you there! Have a good day!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

The Longbirch Vanguard

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

The Longbirch Vanguard is a fun Survival/RPG server with immersive custom races, classes and quests. Join an ever-growing world of lore with tons of cool bonus features and upgrades from your standard vanilla experience.

Players can go on quests for unique rewards or party up and raid a dungeon or two and level up their class, unlocking cool new abilities!

We currently have 9 races and 9 classes for you to choose from and we have plans to add more.

There is also a growing selection of customizable pets, from frogs to foxes, that will follow you into battle and carry your burdens.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	3436

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

NetherCraft

Factions, KitPvP, Survival

we have survival factions and kitpvp, we have custom enchants armor and weapons, we have a lot of things and rewards for survival, we are working to make NetherCraft Fun and enjoyable, we are still in developing stage but we would love it if you came down and come play for a bit, also we are a 1.16.4 server not 1.16.5

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	139

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.