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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the bomb diggity! Picture this: you spawn in and immediately get hit with the sweet sounds of someone ripping a fat fart. That’s right, we have fart sound effects playing on loop 24/7 to keep things interesting. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – our server is run by a group of highly trained cats who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their little paws. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a cat construct a pixelated replica of the Eiffel Tower. So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with farts, cats, and endless possibilities. Uhhhhn!

Updated November 4, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

PunchGuts

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

Join the Punchguts community for an action packed adventure or to simply show off your creativity. Our popular features include:

— HUNGERGAMES (with a twist) Pick from an abundance of kits to help you fight to survive. To help with this, You’re able to mine/place blocks for added material to help you get your way to the top.

— PVP (Factions) PVP1 is an abandoned city full of loot – if you happen to find it first! PVP2, an older, regular amplified world. Get members to become powerful, and claim land to become rich!

— PVE Explore the two worlds of PVE, regular or amplified world to gather resources and fight monsters. You can also claim chunks of land to protect your stuff!

–CREATIVE Show off your creative side! Amazing builders will be recognized, having the possibility of getting the Builder rank. (200) x (200) Sized plots!

Updated November 4, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Redstone Oinkcraft

Creative

If you are in Creative one time, and want to play survival the next minute? Well instead of switching your IP to another server, just type /spawn and enter another portal! All worlds use the same chat channels, so you can still talk to friends. We have Creative, Survival, Parkour, In the making of a redstone world and a Pixelart world, anyone has access to the Pixelart world but you need to donate for a plot there. Thanks for your support!

Updated November 4, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

MzCraft

KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

Server Full PVP 1.5.2 Events, Raffles, Mini Games TnT Run, PaintBall, SkyWars x1 Plugin, Anvils, Diamonds and More

www.mzcraft.net

Updated November 4, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Itchy Dog

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

If you want to have a good time playing Minecraft with a relaxed and friendly bunch of players, then why not drop by and try us out?

Itchy Dog is a Bungee network with 6 uniquely themed servers (plus Lobby), for you to play on. When you join, you’ll begin on the Lobby server, from there you can take portals to the play servers: Itchy Dog – Survival ChewToy – Creative DogEatDog – PvP with seige DogHouse – RPG, quests and magic Cerberus – Hunger Games that auto resets the world each game Rabid – hostile environment and mobs, PvP and Gods.

There’s a global chat system, so you can hop around the servers to mix up your game while still being able to chat with other players, whatever server they, or you, are on.

We welcome guests, so you can jump right in and start playing, and the NPCs on Lobby will give you start-up info, and can even auto-promote you to full member so you don’t have to wait for a staff response to get access to extra commands. Grief protection is available on each server, along with full logging and active staff to keep your builds safe.

We’re a small, friendly community with plenty of capacity for new players; we welcome all ages but we do expect mature and reasonable behaviour. We have a zero tolerance policy for griefing and anti-social behaviour, so if you’re looking for somewhere to chill and relax, playing Minecraft, then drop in and give Itchy Dog a try.

Updated November 4, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Majkrafci.pl PvP-Survival

Server Info: ●Server version: 1.5.2● ●IP: mc.majkrafci.pl● ●Website: www.majkrafci.pl● ●Server Style: PVP-RPG-HG-Survival..● ●Server Status: Online● ●Server Record: 862●

Server were made year ago and there are already 862 players online! Server is Multi-Style, you can play Survival, Kit-PvP, Hunger-Games, SkyBlock, TF2-Paintball and even Hardcore! On the server like PvP or Survival you’ll never get bored, because of players. There are many players everyday and you can find many friends or even build up a great team! Server is in Poland Language, but hey no worry, players will always speak back in english in case ;). So what are you waiting for? Get up and join the server now!

Updated November 4, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Dimension Hops:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

OzCraft [FACTIONS]

OzCraft is an upcoming PvP server designed to bring you the latest in gaming experience.

Specs: RAM: 12gb SLOTS: 500 Registered users: 5301

Come on in and make a faction!

Updated November 4, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Divine Spears Created:	11

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

CraftWars- Polish server

This is a brand new server, with freebuild, survival and creative.

Updated November 4, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Minedlands

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Finally.. the vanilla server you’ve always wanted.

Minedlands is a simple, friendly, community oriented vanilla server. Many servers claim to be vanilla or have that ‘vanilla feel’, but every one I tried crushed this hope as I became bombarded by colored text, huge buildings, and walls filled with rules. Minedlands was inspired to be the kind of server that truly embodied the real vanilla experience. Minedlands uses Bukkit combined with only the most non-invasive plugins to help protect you from hackers and griefers. You can rest easy knowing that Minedlands does not and will not ever support unnecessary, flashy, or game changing plugins.

Updated November 4, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

PhantomPvP

Creative, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Survival

PhantomPvP is an almost completely custom minecraft server including factions with skylands, creative, custom mob arena, kit games, and many more unique features. We strive to provide the best player experience when you join phantompvp and will ensure you that it will be like no other factions server you have seen before. Our main features are: – Factions, with many custom additions. – Special items that have unique abilities. – Custom enchants, aside vanillas enchants. – Donor point system, players can obtain donor perks with or without donating. – Custom creative plots, including a unique building mirror feature.

Updated November 4, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	74	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Scavenger Craft PVP

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Factions Server – JUST RESET

Scavenger Craft is a unique Factions Server that has been running for over three years. We run on top of the line hardware, DDoS protection, and server features. Our unique features are listed below.

– Skill Runes – Duels – King of the Hill – DropZone – Last Man Standing – Many PvP Areas – Custom Trading – Auction House – Many more!

Begin your adventure as a Scavenger today at SCAV.TV!

Updated November 4, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

SmiteCraft

SmiteCraft Minigames-Survival

Updated November 4, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Emeraldcraft

We are a friendly server with plenty of great plugins! Here are some of the highlights:

♦ Survival – No griefing, no PVP. Collect materials, share, trade, and build! ♦ LogBlock – Any grief can be easily rolled back ♦ Lag free – We run on a dedicated server! ♦ 24/7 – Play anytime! ♦ Buy/Sell based economy ♦ Warps – Four different themed warps to travel to when you first join! ♦ LWC – Auto-locking chests ♦ Mature, helpful staff

Join us today at emeraldcraft.no-ip.org!

Updated November 4, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

PeopleCraft

Why PeopleCraft?

PeopleCraft offers a large selection of options such as a freebuild world, a PvP world or parkour. The larger events are announced 2 days in advance. For many Minecraft players it is important that all the extras keep building fun and we haven’t forgotten this! There is a calm climate in the freebuild world. If you don’t like the fact that the global chat is always so full, you have several options to avoid it.

Updated November 4, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Zombie Dances:	10	Animals Bred:	43

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

DroughtnutCraft

Here we have a Vote point Shop, factions and Mcmmo! Perhaps you want to tame a mob? We use PetCreeper as well!

For us, we believe more power to the player. Meaning we have custom recipes that give you a variety of things! Want to make some spawn eggs? Perhaps a set of pre-enchanted weapons? You can do that too!

Looking forward to seeing you soon! -DroughtnutCraft Staff

Updated November 4, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

MiMinecraft.com

We were a private community that has just recently went public!

Updated November 4, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.