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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the bomb diggity! Picture this: you spawn in and immediately get hit with the sweet sounds of someone ripping a fat fart. That’s right, we have fart sound effects playing on loop 24/7 to keep things interesting. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – our server is run by a group of highly trained cats who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their little paws. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a cat construct a pixelated replica of the Eiffel Tower. So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with farts, cats, and endless possibilities. Uhhhhn!

Updated November 4, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

VOIDCRAFT FULLPVP

Server name: VOIDCRAFT FULLPVP Site do server: http://voidcraft.com.br Forum do server: http://voidcraft.com.br/forum/ Post do server no MCBR: http://www.minecraft…napaintballvip/ Ip: pvp.voidcraft.com.br TS3: ts.voidcraft.com.br Server slots: It has capacity for up to 200 players, but I left it at 100 to optimize the server Media of players on: Morning 50 afternoon 90 to 100 Staff: Always present from 9 am until midnight, there are always directors on! Events: Yes, several rounds of events every 3 hours such as death race, death climb, frog, pvp event, x1, maze, and gladiator every Saturday! VIP system: YES with unattractive VIPs and great benefits REGION: Yes, we have 2 cities, one for members and one for VIPs where they can build houses, shops and clan bases. CLAN: Yes we use simpleclans to manage this.

Updated November 4, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Magic Items Found:	3118

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Zuma | Faction PVP

ZumaCraft is a brand new Faction PVP server that’s gunno be around for a while so why not join us? 🙂

Updated November 4, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

MineSecure

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

MineSecure is one of the #1 Dutch servers (formerly called AdSecure)

It’s a no lag server focusing on survival, with a great community.

Head into a teleported and start exploring. We have a Creative world, a Survival/Towny world (including the nether and end) and some Minigames aswell

Non-pvp, Grief-free and Family friendly!

If you haven’t already, join now (use 1.8.x)!

Updated November 4, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	17	New Chunks Explored:	133131
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Enchantments Applied:	168

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Wive server

Updated November 4, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

MendozaCraft

MendozaCraft started off as being a private server ran locally for just myself and my kids and has since grown into a fully hosted and community driven minecraft experience. We strive to provide a little bit of everything in order to provide something for everyone. Get tired of playing Survival in the main world? Just take one of the many portals leading to other worlds! Feel like playing some Paintball? You can do that! Feel like Having a boat race with some friends? You can do that too! At the moment we feature the following:

Main World – Survival 1 Creative World 1 Adventure World – Enhanced with Monster Apocalypse 1 Skylands World 1 Paintball World 1 Parkour Challenge World 1 “Fun” Amusement Park World 1 PvP World 1 Spleef Arena 2 PvP Arenas (Team Deathmatch and Team CTF) The Dropper Challenge World

Updated November 4, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Block Hermit

Economy, PvE, Survival

No Whitelist No Grief Build right away

We are a hermit style Survival Multiplayer Server running semi-vanilla. Inspired by HermitCraft, our server grants players the freedom to work alone or work in a group. Our minimal plugins allow players to build many chunks away from each other yet still be able to visit each other within seconds! We are currently running Craftconomy3, Stables, Griefprevention, and Population Density for plugins. The server is pvp enabled but encourages cooperative play.

What is “Hermit Style”? A hermit is a recluse living off on his own and finding his own means of survival. Think of it like playing single player survival but being able to play cooperatively with other players when you need something you can’t find on your own or just being able to chat with others. Of course, this is completely optional and you may build with others as long as they want to build with you.

What does “semi-vanilla” mean? Semi-vanilla servers are basically like vanilla servers with minor plugins. This means that you will be able to play with no plugins/mods on your end and the gameplay experience from your own vanilla game will be similar to the one on the server. Our plugins are installed specifically for you to enjoy playing as vanilla as possible with grief protection and anti-out-resourcing.

Who are the OPs? We have no OP/admins! Our server features seniors who are players just like you. This is to create a more ‘player-friendly’ environment and to lessen the frequent ‘I wanna be OP’ messages. Our Seniors are all also playing on survival like any other player so it will be impossible to get non-legitimate items/blocks.

Updated November 4, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6964	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

PsychoticCraft

This is a Survival PVP server with a friendly community and staff. Currently we are seeking out members willing to be an active part of the server and join our community for the simple fun of surviving and braving the elements. This server has many plugins suited for keeping griefers at bay and undoing any damage that one may cause. For protecting your house, we have an easy to use plugin called “Residents” that is available to all users. Default rank- Builder Donation ranks- VIP, Donator __________________ This server is 24/7 with a 98.9% uptime dedicated for anyone who wants a reliable server to enjoy their favorite past time in.

Updated November 4, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

CruCraft

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock

Welcome to CruCraft, a more than a year and a half old server with an extended history now in 1.7.9! CruCraft offers the player a great faction PvP and Raiding experience, and a hybrid Kit PvP server if Faction’s isn’t your cup of tea. We also offer a hardcore Skyblock server with anti greifing tools as well as a Creative server with anti grief plots. CruCraft has a zero tolerance policy for hackers and will ban any that are found on sight. Remember to vote for us to get free stuff and more! CruCraft welcomes you and your friends to being your journey on our server!

Updated November 4, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

corpmore

Updated November 4, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Farms Harvested:	605	Vanishing Items Found:	6

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Skyblock.fi

Welcome to Skyblock.fi!

Join today! IP: skyblock.fi

Some features:

– Experienced moderators and admins. – If you want to SkyGrid, do /usg home at server. – Lag-free and 24/7 server. – You can start your Skyblock instantly and you can invite your friends to there! – No whitelist, so you can start instantly!

Come and have fun!

Updated November 4, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	17	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

AmbarCraft Vanilla

Survival, Vanilla

This is our vanilla server, for all players who want to play just pure minecraft and dont like mods or plugins. It usually runs the most recent version of minecraft, even if our main server doesnt because its waiting for an updated Bukkit. If vanilla server player count is too low we sometimes might switch to run the newest snapshot instead, to test and play around with new features of upcoming game versions.

Updated November 4, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Villages Defended:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

DoctorWhoCraft

Welcome to DrWhoCraft! We are a small, friendly 24/7 server. We also have TARDISes bigger on the inside! Learn more about us at drwhocraft.webs.com

Updated November 4, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Farms Harvested:	883

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

ChocolateMC

Hello and thanks for taking time to look at our amazing server we are a 100% legit server -no hacks -mods on all the time -pvp toggle -great biomes -wonderfull staff -if you guys are interested in this server please check it out 🙂 i promise you will NOT waste your time

Updated November 4, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

PVPCraft

Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

PvPcraft

free TARDIS server

survival server including TARDIS plugin and towny.

Join your fellow time lords in an epic journey across space and time in the wonderful terrain pvpcraft has to offer. Journy across multiple worlds in a way you could previously only imagine.

Updated November 4, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Enchantments Applied:	63

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

ZoneCraft – PVP/NOPVP

Server open 24 hours – 0 lag PVP/NOPVP, Plots, Factions, Events and Much More! We will wait for you.

Updated November 4, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.