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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the bomb diggity! Picture this: you spawn in and immediately get hit with the sweet sounds of someone ripping a fat fart. That’s right, we have fart sound effects playing on loop 24/7 to keep things interesting. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – our server is run by a group of highly trained cats who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their little paws. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a cat construct a pixelated replica of the Eiffel Tower. So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with farts, cats, and endless possibilities. Uhhhhn!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Farms Harvested:	160	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

WickedCraft

Economy, Mini Games, Skywars, Towny

WickedCraft is a hub server with MULTIPLE GAME MODES, Mini Games, a very dedicated owner, and friendly staff. Currently we have several servers linked together with our hub. Wicked Main – SMP, Towny, Mcmmo, LWC, Player run economy Large Player run Mall, Large PVP Arena Wicked Creative – Grief free Plot Based Creative map Wicked Legit – Donator Perk Free SMP with minimal plugins, Mcmmo and LWC Wicked SkyBlock – SkyBlock at its best, You will also find Sky Wars on this map DvZ – Dwarves vs Zombies! Custom game setup with tons of unique features! We are in the process of setting up maps for: Wicked FPG – Factions PVP Griefing Wicked Hunger Games – The most fun Hunger Games maps you will find any where Sky Wars! -Plugin has been customized to make game play more balanced and fun! Tons of different maps to battle on! New and improved maps added daily. Plugin customized by the server owner to make game play more fun and balanced. What sets WickedCraft apart from other servers is that I focus more on game play and quality fun rather then profits. Most other server owners put the money from rank purchases back into their own pockets and invest as little as possible back into the server. WickedCraft is different, I take the money from rank purchases and buy the best servers and equipment we can afford. The result is LAG FREE servers with minimal down time and a more enjoyable experience for everyone. My only goal is to make sure that you have the best experience in all of minecraft. Unlike other server owners, I am always online playing legitly and interacting with all the players on a daily routine. This allows me to find faults / issues and fix them before anyone notices them. Another thing that sets WickedCraft apart from other servers is the plugins. I have been through multiple years of schooling to learn how to program Java properly. I love computers and programming, as a result I am always modifying and customizing the plugins, not only to reduce lag, but also to add new features and unique fun. Factions PVP Grief server now open!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Classic Skyblock

Economy, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Custom Crops, Spawners, Economy, Pvp, Farming, Parkour, we’ve got it all!

Connect with the IP: ClassicSB.com

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Octopia Network

A network of Servers with Towny Factions, Mini-games, Survival Games, and more :D…

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

CorpsCraft

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Dragons Hammer Network

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Void Armor Forged:	22
Dragon Eggs Found:	9408	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

GodzCraft

Creative, Factions, Parkour, PvP

GodzCraft [Factions] [Creative] [Parkour]

Web Store Link! http://www.GodzCraft.com/Shop Play.GodzCraft.com

–> Visit http://www.planetminecraft.com/server/godzcraft-3235080/

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Potions Brewed:	148
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Nostalgia Craft

Looking for a Unique Hard Core PvP Faction server, with a twist !

RAIDER !, GRIEFERS and TROLLS are Welcome !

Come see us at Nostalgia Craft.

We are a 1.6 Premium 24/7 Paid Host server Hosted In Sydney Australia, we consist of friendly staff and a great Atmosphere.

The aim of the server game is to become the best in 30 days, you can either work together as a team building with Factions nonscoring or become a lone Woolf and raid houses when the members are not looking, but here is the twist !, once the 30 days has been reached the PvP world is reset and you start again on your epic adventure.

The PvE world is a Donor only world that has included perks that allows people who have donated to the server to be in a calm and friendly environment building as much as you can with out having to worry about a reset, because the Donor World Is never reset XD.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

VindexCraft

Economy, PvP, Roleplay

Visit our website to learn more!

VindexCraft has been up for a long time now so whatever you build is here to stay, VindexCraft was founded in 2012 and has since changed a lot. VindexCraft is a City RolePlay server, you start out in Vindex City and you can get/earn several jobs, buy homes and apartments, buy cars, planes, helicopters, boats and more! With all of our many many CUSTOM plugins and years of experience in the server world, we strive to make this blocky world more and more like real life every day.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

UltimateCraft

Amazing Faction Pvp server where you have to get your faction ready for war as pvp is very common in the server Vote for awesome prizes everyday 😀 Hope to see you on there – matthew

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

MineCrafterCity

MineCrafterCity is definitly a server you want to check out! We have: – Faction raiding – A thoughtfull economy system – Free ranks – Creative! – PVP arena’s What are you waiting for, join today! 🙂

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Towns Built:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Cakecraft

Cakecraft is a Faction, Raiding, Survival, and PVP server! So bring your friends, make a faction, and fight your way to the top!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	208	Towns Built:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Minecraft Junkie

Awesome SMP’s server, statfs are on all day for help, we currently don’t have a lot of people so we expectin you to help!

Ps : im not the owner

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

FusionCraft

Factions, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

This is a great server to play on with friends, there are many minigames to play with along with nice staff. See you on!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Ulfcraft

Since we changed the server host, the new IP address for the server is: mc.ulfbage.com:25965

Ulfcraft is a survival server with a protected spawn city where all new and old players get a free plot if they want. Our goal is to try to create a big and nice spawn city that welcomes all new players when they step out of our spawn for the first time.

All players can apply to make their own protected city projects, their plots do not have to be free, but they can charge money for them or items. It’s up to them! If the server is big enough, there will be many cities filled with life scattered around the map! 🙂

To earn the money, you can either sell goods to other players, shops or to the admin shop.

We also have a creative world where you have endless blocks and can build whatever you want! We use minecraft’s own built-in creative mode in our creative world.

Nether is also on the server where you can find blazerods, ghasttears etc.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

MasterMinerZ

Welcome to MasterMinerZ!

We are a Danish FactionPVP server that runs brilliantly, without lag etc. 🙂 We are working on getting a SkyBlock up and running on the same server, so there are 2 worlds 🙂

We are two owners: Spideremil10 and Tntwilliamtnt, who think it would be nice if you came in and checked out the server and possibly. Would give an idea. 🙂

If you have an idea for a cool new plugin, you are welcome to make a suggestion on the server for possible Spideremil10 or Tntwilliamtnt.

As I said, we put a lot of pressure on the PVP part “FactionPVP” That means it is allowed to rob other Factions and make wars etc..

Self. Is there also mcMMO on which makes it fun to Mine, Chop wood and kill animals. In this way, it is possible to increase in levels in the “skill” you are now practicing!

Come in and become the strongest city on the server! 🙂

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.