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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the bomb diggity! Picture this: you spawn in and immediately get hit with the sweet sounds of someone ripping a fat fart. That’s right, we have fart sound effects playing on loop 24/7 to keep things interesting. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – our server is run by a group of highly trained cats who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their little paws. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a cat construct a pixelated replica of the Eiffel Tower. So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with farts, cats, and endless possibilities. Uhhhhn!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

C_H_R_I_S_’s Legit SMP

A fantastic server for those who are tired of servers overloaded with plugins. We have GroupManager, LogBlock, World Guard, and Essentials, so everything is well organized, but still mainly vanilla. The staff are very friendly and will help you with your every need. Hope to see you there! Thanks!

Ps. Please try to be mature. It may sound a bit harsh, but we will ban if you are childish. The server isn’t full of immature kids and we don’t plan for it to be. 🙂

All credit goes to DarkJoney for the awesome server video! 😀

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

The Sandlot

The Sandlot has been serving the needs of parents and family members looking for a safe place for their children, friends, and relatives to play Minecraft since December 2011.

Run by a parent and former school teacher, The Sandlot aims to provide a safe environment for younger players, free from swearing, abusive language, and mature content that is often found on many Minecraft servers (and the internet in general).

We operate with a fairly strict chat filter, and have zero tolerance for any attempts to bypass it. Our server is white-listed, meaning that players must request access and be approved by our staff. We check every application against 4 Minecraft ban databases, and we do not accept any players with a history of abusive behavior of any kind.

Our server offers several game modes, including a Normal-difficulty Survival world that is 100% Legit (no spawned items, everything collected by players), an Easy-difficulty world with a Jobs system and Shopping Mall (great for our youngest players), a Creative world, and PvP in the form of arenas and “Hunger Games” style play.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Banana Smores

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Banana S’mores – The Friendliest & Happiest Adult Minecraft on Earth!

At Banana S’mores, we do our best to maintain an enjoyable, respectful, mature, adult-focused, friendly, interactive, supportive, helpful and collaborative atmosphere for our members. Our goal is to have FUN with our members, and not at the expense of our members. Our members tell us over and over that the Banana S’mores environment is the friendliest Minecraft server they have been on, and they are now for the first time, able to fully embrace and enjoy the depth of the Minecraft “Survival Mode” that supports the creative builds of our members (not to be confused with the Minecraft ‘Creative Mode’) as well as the collaborative experience that was missing on other servers. Both a great learning environment for beginners and a dream-come-true for advanced users, we have server settings set to “hard difficulty” to enhance the user build and interaction experience. Read more at http://BananaSmores.com/about-banana-smores !

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7629

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

1.6.1 survive the horde

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Towns Built:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

PVPCrafters

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding

PVPCrafters is an epic Faction server, start off you adventure by building up your base and armor and start PVPing and pwning people! Good Luck PVP’ers!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zombie Dances:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Realm of Eden

Our server is a grief free, pvp optional, a small community looking for staff, to apply look on our website.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Aspirecraft

**Professionally hosted, and created.** *** Horse and saddle on entry!*** A PvP faction based minecraft server with its own currency, mob arena and trading hubs! up 99.9% of the time and with a loyal and family friendly fan base you cant go wrong picking Aspirecraft. Wowaspire.com/shop 1.6 ENABLED! Create your own or join others in this massive MMORPPVPG

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Panda Craft!

Fun for everyone, 24/7

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Octain (Survival PvE)

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

We’re a friendly PvE survival server. As a community, we’ve been together now for over four years. We’ve built amazing structures together, designed colossal PVP arenas and used redstone to create the most amazing of games and mob arenas; and we’re still going with that blend of near-vanilla gameplay that’s kept our players coming back to us.

We’re running on our own private, dedicated server with 16GB RAM and a processor with 4 cores at 2.8 each, a 2 Terrabyte hard drive and 100mbps. We. Do. Not. Lag.

And what to we offer? Tweaked survival play: freebuild, hard mode, infinite world, mob numbers cranked up and with all the protections minecraft should have by default – both your chests and your land is protected and we can rollback damage caused by idiots in a few commands.

We play fair and we play hard, we build big and we build strong, and above all, we have fun.

(This server is the continuation of the zarkov.net server, the maps, ranks of which we managed to keep with pretty much 0 downtime!)

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

AtomCraftChile

The best MINECRAFT CHILE server ENTER AND PLAY

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	39	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

DefemCraft

MMORPG style, towns, custom items, 3 combat branches! We strive to have a true adventuring experience!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Valhallus

Welcome to Valhallus! We are a smp server with a great community, experienced staff, with a lot of great things to come! We a bunch of great plugins and grief prevention!

We have a lot of great things to do coming soon!

RULES No griefing PVP is on but only for fun! No unwanted killing. No spam Be respectful No racism

Have fun!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Emeralds Found:	4290	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

skyblock.in

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival Games

Skyblock.in Network | What can you do? | Our network consist of many servers! You can visit our: SkyBlock, SkyWars, Paintball, Minigames, Hunger Games and Survival Games. And we’re working on even more expansions!

| How do I join | You can join our server throught the following IP adress: skyblock.in And do not forget to visit our site: store.skyblock.in What are you waiting for visit us! See you soon!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

THE CORE

Hardcore, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival Games

Home to 100% custom mini-games that are not available on any other server such as Control Point, Roll The Dice, Age Of MineCraft, Hot Potato, Frenzy, In A Pickle, Blockades, The Core Games, and more to come soon!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Halcyon Realm

Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Halcyon was made with our favorite plugins and features in mind, blending them together to create a server that allows players to get the best out of their survival server experience. We added MCMMO to give players willing to put time into certain skills a leg up, sign shops to allow the economically minded to buy and sell items, easy rules acceptance to get you started right away and a large open world, viewable via our website’s livemap open for exploration.

Best of all, we’re not a g-rated server, so while staff will kick players for excessive swearing or caps to cool them off, you’re allowed to slip a few curse words in after that unfortunate creeper death, or enderman blooper like we’re all want to do.

Come on in, have a look around, make yourself at home. Be certain to read the rules!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.