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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the bomb diggity! Picture this: you spawn in and immediately get hit with the sweet sounds of someone ripping a fat fart. That’s right, we have fart sound effects playing on loop 24/7 to keep things interesting. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – our server is run by a group of highly trained cats who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their little paws. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a cat construct a pixelated replica of the Eiffel Tower. So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with farts, cats, and endless possibilities. Uhhhhn!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	17

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

KraynickCraft

Economy, Factions, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

KraynickCraft Needs Some Extra Members. We Have A Responsible Staff And Friendly Members. Recently We Have Added A Factions, A New Spawn And Updated To 1.7.5 And Need Some Help From New People For New Stuff. We Plan On Adding A PVP Arena And Spleef. What We Can Do Is Turn KraynickCraft From A Great Server, To An Awesome One. So Join Today!!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Dragon Eggs Found:	6704

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

BuildatNight

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

Build at Night is a building focused, semi-vanilla server with a friendly active player base and a mature staff. Ranks and additional permissions are earned by building structures, we do NOT take donations. The main world is Survival. Contests are usually held in a separate Creative world.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	7

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Licence to Mine

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

FUN! MINIGAMES! ECONOMY! MANY MANY THINGS! FRIENDLY A survival server with a central spawn teleporting you to your choice of biome, featuring no fall damage, no block damage from mobs, no fire spread, and more. There’s self-serve security, a basic economy, custom drops, and access to multiple commands including sethome, home, spawn, and for registered members, teleporting commands! Tons to do, like learning how to capture horses! Parkour in our temple of cats! Mature players are welcome anytime! Come live it up with us!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

minecraft eudia server

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

server without admins, fully automatic, city with plots, shop, freebuild, creative mode, pvp arena, sky block, always the latest version

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
New Chunks Explored:	309122	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

XbrosMC Survival

Raiding, Survival

Welcome, we are a new upcoming server network launching ourselves into the communtiy, with custom plugins and everything!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Polandcraft

Raiding

Server Name: Polandcraft Server Locale: New York, United States Website: polandraft.wikia.com Server Address/IP: polandcraft.org Version: 1.7.4 Game Play Type/s: [PvP][Anarchy][Factions]

Rules: Generally just don’t be a dick and spawn kill newbies, let people get a fair way out (there’s pvp timer for this).

Mod List: Factions, Essentials, Worldedit, Worldguard, Tree mod, Potions, Book mod, pvp timer

Admin: Hudson9700

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Baldurs Gate

Anarchy, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Baldur’s Gate is a great PVP, Raiding, Griefing server! No Factions because factions suck!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

McWarside

Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Survival

Join mc.mcwarside.com now! We have many different game types and will be adding more soon! As of now we have factions, survival, and an OPFactions server! Our staff is the best and the server is Co-Owned. With our 32 gigs of ram per server, the server has NO lag so join now! We have awesome spawns and hubs with amazing plugins! Now with KitPvP! JOIN NOW mc.mcwarside.com

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

DivinePVP

Factions, Raiding

DivinePVP! Factions – Raid – Grief server! We’re hiring, Coders, Developers and Mods, we currently have donations up, try /buy in game, most of all, Enjoy our server! Today our main Code and Owner – Dragoon has coded most of the server so it is not fully finished, but we will develop more soon!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

publiclir

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

Welcome to PubliclirMc. PubliclirMc is a server with nice players and a nice staff who helps you with everything you need. The server is based on pvp and towny. If you have any questions about the server or anything else we are happy to help you on the server. Hope to see you in-game and have a nice day!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Potions Brewed:	47

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Somnus Realms

Creative, PvE, Survival, Towny

Somnus is a fun server designed for Minecraft at its purest. The main world is survival with towns, skills and magic! The unique magic allows you to do things that no other server lets you do – use nature magic to change the weather and time, or become a vampire, resistant to fall damage and able to turn others into your own kind… There are a range of magic classes that you can pick from as soon as you join in your Class Selection book!

The server also features a unique shop book, which you can use to purchase and sell items to the server or to other players in an easy way. The server’s currency is emeralds, and if you prefer mining to selling then we have a resource world that regenerates regularly to make sure it’s filled with emeralds!

Our rules are simple: 1 – No griefing or raiding, even in wilderness (blocks are logged) 2 – No hacking or use of any modification that provides an unfair advantage 3 – No spamming or advertising in chat 4 – Be nice, excessive bad language or harassment of players won’t be tolerated 5 – Fight fairly, don’t trick players into teleporting to you in order to kill them, or excessively target a player

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

MonkeyPrison

Economy, Prison, PvP

We are a Hardcore Prison server rank A-K as well as Free and prestige. The goal of the server is to rankup as well as escaping from jail. You escape from jail by mineing, and rankinup and gets to the free rank!

Enjoy

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	19

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

DawnFire Realms – Somnium

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

DFR in a nutshell:

We aim for serious, mature roleplay survival in a realistic dark fantasy world inspired by the lore of Fall from Heaven II. We have 4 main races with MCMMO and Heroes offering 129 possible tier6 combinations of race dependent combat classes and 3 tier6 professions. For a settlement to be self-sufficient it only needs 3 characters with the tier8 professions: Enchanter, Engineer and Forgemaster! A dedicated plugin set offers a.o.: Towny, a precious things economy and many realism enhancing features. We also have a trusted rank system offering perks for our most dedicated players, who rankup though playing, voting and/or donating.

On March 10 we have opened a dream world for all to join called Somnium during alpha. On June 6th we declared beta phase and on September 21st we launched a new and bigger (16k*16k!) carefully selected vanilla seeded map for Somnium. Check out our Live Map @ play.dawnfirerealms.net:8123/# ! Somnium is the world where you all (Souls) can enjoy the experience of our plugin set and the enlightening presence of the other community members, moderators (Guardians) and administrators (Seraphs). All players will start in a spawn town, Astarte, on Somnium. We are creating a huge (32k*32k!) custom designed map for our mortal world Vesperus. That will be whitelisted and requires a dedicated character bio. Whitelisted players (Mortals) wil be allowed to travel there through Nemesis. Somnium will not be disbanded and will remain non-whitelisted and a training ground for both roleplay and survival.

Since Somnium launch we have build a decent roleplayer base, we have significantly expanded our staff team and build a decent plugin set that supports realistic immersive roleplay survival.

On Sept. 21st we launched a new Somnium Vanilla seeded map of 16k*16k! … and much of Somnium is still uncolonized (April 13th 2015)! Players that haven’t played since before Sept. 21st haven’t lost anything. Their characters can stuff their inventories with all their valuables and do /spawn to start in the new Somnium world.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

NTraid RPG Survival Server

Survival

NTraid RPG Survival Server

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	6

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

MapleCraft

Factions, KitPvP, PvP

—————————————-—————————————-———- Welcome To MapleCraft —————————————-—————————————-———-

Here on Maplecraft We run a OP actions Server Which helps ALL Players start off with Gear! —————————————-—————————————-———- Some Of Our Features Are as Followed —————————————-—————————————-———- Factions Factions, our main game mode and plugin, allows players to team up with each other, build and grow, and raid other factions. It is a very social game mode and also largely based on PvP. —————————————-—————————————-———- McMMO McMMO is a simple plugin with a large impact; it allows players to “rank up” their skills, such as swords for greater damage or mining for, possibly. double drops. The skill progresses as you do certain actions or use certain tools. —————————————-—————————————-———-

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.