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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the bomb diggity! Picture this: you spawn in and immediately get hit with the sweet sounds of someone ripping a fat fart. That’s right, we have fart sound effects playing on loop 24/7 to keep things interesting. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – our server is run by a group of highly trained cats who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their little paws. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a cat construct a pixelated replica of the Eiffel Tower. So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with farts, cats, and endless possibilities. Uhhhhn!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

The Covert

PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Pure Vanilla survival, Raid, PVP. We have Adult Admins. Come survive with us and have fun! If you like to build in secret, raid at night, and destroy other players, this is a server for you.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

lions3316

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Custom Spells. Custom Items, Magic, Factions, Pvp, Raiding!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Sigma Realms

Economy, Survival

If you enjoy servers that aren’t huge, then Sigma Realms is a good choice. Currently, we’re only a survival server, however, we will be adding more worlds in the future. We hope to expand the server and make it grow larger so we can have a large group of people that frequently log on and spend some time on. Current Server Cap: 30 Each staff member was added due to each of their own talents, and they hope to put said talents to use. Staff: Dr_Dolphy (Owner) theMurp (Co-Owner) TehDuctor (Head Admin) thornbrook (Admin) (Moderator)

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Block.sqlm.ro

PvE, PvP, Survival

Block.sqlm.ro

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	2856	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

MONMAN11

Factions, KitPvP, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

Play Minecraft PC Multiplayer on our Awesome Servers HUB! **** JOIN IP = MONMAN11.COM **** + Free Creative Plots + Factions + KitPVP with SPELLS + ON Prison + OPSkyBlock + OP crates + MMORPG + MonCraft + and a lot more!

IP and Website: MONMAN11.COM

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Villages Defended:	9	Dragons Tamed:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Platincreeper

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Vanilla

PLATINCREEPER:

A German Minecraft server that offers you a lot of variety. What exactly? Well, with us you can have a piece of land assigned to you and build on it, go to a freebuild area and build your property there, or simply do PvP. If even that isn’t enough for you, you can also play various minigames.

We have a helpful and friendly team that can handle most situations competently. Our community is just as helpful as the team. So stop by and become part of the Platincreeper community.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

MC Traveler

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Pure PvE/Survival server based more around building and less around player vs player rivalries.

MC Traveler is completely vanilla aside from sparingly used portals, and a custom land-protection plugin. As well as custom chat plugins, which never affect gameplay.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

ACSS

Survival

Aston Computer Science Society Birmingham’s Minecraft Server!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Phoenix Network

Economy, PvP, Towny

Phoenix Minecraft is a long running server that prides its self on being unique and different. Although we run standard plugins such as Towny we have a dedotated developer team that writes and customizes plugins to fit our needs.

As of writing we’ve got many different features: – Towny – Custom RPG Items – Ruins that spawn and can be looted for items – Custom RPG Recipes – Custom RPG Leveling system – Entirely custom website written to fit our needs! – Dedicated Architect team, Development Team and Moderation team ready to bend time and space to make our server the best.

Come and join us! Enjoy the experience and come back for more! Just remember, if you’re stuck in game, ask other players or staff. Our staff team are there to help and our community are friendly and willing to help!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

CarreCraft

Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour

Hey! Have you been dissatisfied with most minecraft servers? Do they all feel the same to you? Join Cracked.Lunar.Network:25565 for a unique One of a Kind experience like no other. With skilled developers and an incredible staff team running the server you will not find anything like this anywhere else. Tired of laggy servers? Bad uptime? Boring gamemodes? Look no further! We have amazing custom gamemodes including RUST, WasteLand, Skywars, Creative (FREE WORLDEDIT), KitPvP and more! Never worry about lag again with our high power dedicated servers and 100% fibre network! Try us today @ Cracked.Lunar.Network:25565 & Visit forums @ CarreCraft.enjin.com for more info!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

The Durbin Dungeon

Economy, Factions, PvP

The Durbin Dungeon

We are a new server that employs: * PvP * Factions * Mythic Loot * Mythic Mobs * mcMMO and many others!

Our donation web store is located at: http://durbindungeon.buycraft.net

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	89	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Craft Networks

Economy, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Craft is a fun loving server filled to the brim with fun owners and admins. We dedicate loads of our time to make the server amazing for all who join. We like to keep things simple; we’ve kept a basic “walk out of” spawn and a fun towny wilderness, free for PVP and adventuring. Join Craft today over at mc.craft-rp.net!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Prometeus

Survival

Prometheus

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Kaizen Worlds

MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Kaizen Worlds is a 6-year-old survival server for people of all ages.

Main features of the server: Towny for player grouping and land claims MCMMO to level up skill and gain new abilities shops to ear and spend in-game money creative plots in a separate world, in case you want to take a break from mining or want to test out a build idea regular build competitions that can earn you goodies And much more.

Important note! Players on our server come from all over the world, are of all races, cultures, and genders. As such racism, sexism and homophobic behavior are not tolerated.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

PurePvP

Factions, PvP

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Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.