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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the bomb diggity! Picture this: you spawn in and immediately get hit with the sweet sounds of someone ripping a fat fart. That’s right, we have fart sound effects playing on loop 24/7 to keep things interesting. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – our server is run by a group of highly trained cats who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their little paws. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a cat construct a pixelated replica of the Eiffel Tower. So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with farts, cats, and endless possibilities. Uhhhhn!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Ores Mined:	5892	Epic Battles Fought:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

McRaid

Economy, Factions, Parkour, PvP, Survival

Mcraid is a Hardcore Faction server, there are many features here in McRaid, here are some features, You can mine spawners with silktouch and they will drop, you CANNOT mine diamonds, you have to TNT them, making this more harder to retrieve diamonds, Donators get sponge, which allow them to defend themselves against non donators, since non donators cannot break sponge, we have a global shop (/shopbuy /shopsell), we have a parkour in spawn, you can get good loot from it, you can INSTANTLY break pumpkins and melons, this is very good for farming.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

ArcadiaCraft

Factions, Mini Games, Parkour, Raiding

Hi,Im The Owner Of Arcadia Craft Im advertising the server so that u guys can play in our server this is the information about it :24/7 NO Lagg Op Factions & Minigames and also creative coming soon! i hope you could enjoy the server ! and we are currently hiring staff : mods and admins Also if you are good at building please come to us join us be the part of the builder team ! We need builder team and youtuber team !

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Villages Defended:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

CrucialMC

Factions, KitPvP, Prison, PvP, Skywars

CrucialMC is a high quality server promising to give you entertainment and a great environment to play in! Currently only our OP Prison is open, however with some donations we can grow into a bigger and better server! IP: play.crucialmc.com BuyCraft: store.crucialmc.com

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

mc.eclat.lv

Economy, Factions, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Eclat Network

Choose your gametype and join today.

We offer you 5 gametypes, for your own choice. – SKYPVP – SKYBLOCK: – FACTIONS/PVP/SURVIVAL: – EVENTS: – CREATIVE:

Join Eclat Network today, and find what you’ve havent seen before.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Meteorites Collected:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Cubestory.de Vanilla Server

Survival, Vanilla

Take a look at Teamspeak and see for yourself! cubestory.de Password: brain cookie

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	46

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

World-Civ

Roleplay, Towny

World-Civ is a Contemporary Fantasy server based in the real world of the 1400s. Players can start off in a real nation from the era but then role play out their character’s life as they choose.

Once you have decided to become a citizen on World-Civ, you get to create the character that you’ll role play as, their personality, interests and a brief history of their life.

We have a custom map of the Earth, where you can explore vast lands. You’ll have the opportunity to create nations from the 1400s or join an existing one.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Enchantments Applied:	271

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Helix Factions

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding

Semi OP Factions. Helix Factions Has A Great Economy And Staff Just Ask Any Staff Member For Help Or If No Staff Is On Just Ask Another Player. Helix Factions Was Founded By ForzaPlaysMC

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Union MC

Factions, Prison, Skyblock

Union MC is a new OP-Prison server where we strive to bring you the best experience possible. The server features 26 A-Z ranks which can be progressed through. You may also prestige, and reset your rank in the prison to get to the next ‘level’. There are 10 prestiges to complete. Gamble your earnings at the casino in hope for a lucky win. All shops are handled through a nice GUI for user friendliness.

Join us at play.unionmc.net Join the community at https://www.unionmc.net Support the server at http://store.unionmc.net

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

BukkitFAQ

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

You MiniGame Server

IP: BukkitFAQ.de

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	483	Dimension Hops:	9

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Epsilon OP Prison

Economy, Prison, PvP, Survival

Epsilon Prison is a one of a kind prison server founded by Jpriani13. First launched in July, Epsilon Prison features over 50 plugins, a custom built map, and an insane fun gameplay experience! Ranking up from A to Z, having fun with friends and other players, auctions and mob arena are just a tiny part of what Epsilon Prison is about! You will start your journey as a “A” rank, You start at the bottom but you work your way up. The mine inside of A is made out of Stone, and Coal Ore, and the log mine is made out of regular wooden logs, and as you gather the materials and sell them to the shop, you’ll be able to rank up to B rank after $30,000. To rank-up type /rankup. When you rank up the shops and mines become better and better. When you reach D rank you get a plot where you can store your items, make a house, or make a shop to make money. The ranks go from A-Z and once you get to Z you can become FREE rank. At free rank you can have access to the real world to get rare items. When you are Free you can either prestige and go back to A rank or stay free and help your friends get there with you. We hope to see you on the server.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

New Eden

Creative, PvE, Survival

Now running Minecraft 1.12.2!

New Eden is a new server founded as the continuation of one of the oldest Minecraft communities around. Play survival, creative, and soon many mini and PvP games, in a friendly and protected environment. Our staff are experienced and have many tools that ensure griefing is dealt with effectively and doesn’t become a long term problem. When you first join you start as an Explorer, then after playing and building for 12 hours you are promoted to Builder. Once at Builder you can work your way up to Senior and maybe even Architect. We have put some unique and useful features into New Eden, with many more to come. These include things such a dedicated resource gathering world and a custom In-game perks system.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Towns Built:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

BandaliCraft Network

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Prison, Skywars

Bandalicraft Network, a community created to make your Minecraft game like you’ve never played before! What are you waiting for to join the community? We will wait for you!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	8

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

MineZone

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

Our server has been running since the beginning of 2015 and has had its fair share of ups and downs, but the basic concept has remained the same: no things can be bought with real money! All your in-game money is synced across all of our servers, so you have the same balance everywhere. We support Minecraft 1.8 – 1.12

Our servers -> FreeBuild With us you and your friends can build your own city undisturbed in a beautiful place in the landscape. Or simply move into an existing city and expand it. Experience Minecraft like you’ve never experienced it before, our server is only changed by a few plugins, so everything is based on the vanilla style. -> SkyBlock Our SkyBlock is different! Automatic kobblers, unique ore system, and much more. You must have seen that! -> CityBuild Rent a property in our city, build and explore the MineCraft world, take jobs and earn in-game money, experience the meaning of teamwork! -> Creative Build without restrictions in Creative mode with free WorldEdit! Our plots are completely connectable, without an annoying path in the middle. -> KnockbackFFA Grab your stick and try to use tricks to push the other players off the map into the void. You can buy cool and funny additional effects in the shop with in-game money.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

DesperateFun

Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Raiding, Survival

A great server for all your best PVP, Factions, COD Zombies, and more!!! We have lots of fun and creation. DesperateFun is a new server, but has a long history. Check out http://www.desperatefun.com and our server website desperate fun.buycraft.net

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

DestinyLegion

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

We are a up and coming Minecraft Network, we have a great community, we have a great management team who will take this small network to the next level!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	13

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.