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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the bomb diggity! Picture this: you spawn in and immediately get hit with the sweet sounds of someone ripping a fat fart. That’s right, we have fart sound effects playing on loop 24/7 to keep things interesting. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – our server is run by a group of highly trained cats who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their little paws. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a cat construct a pixelated replica of the Eiffel Tower. So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with farts, cats, and endless possibilities. Uhhhhn!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	52
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Musk Factions

Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Musk Factions: Join today for the ultimate factions gameplay!

We are a brand new and improving server that is all about factions, We base everything upon the following:

> Grief > Raid > Pvp > Factions

We have some of the top notch plugins and staff to make your expierience at Musk Factions unforgettable.

We are Musk, “We define pvp”

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

MerlionMC

Survival

😀 Join MerlionMC Today! 😀 Active and Friendly Staffs, Unique Survival,1.8,Mythic Mobs,24/7! Join Us Today! IP: 158.69.18.124 Main Rules On The Server: – No Griefing! – No Insulting At Players Or On The Server! – No Advertisement! – No Hacking! More To Be On The Server Rules Board! Rules Set To Let Players Have A Enjoyable and Comfortable Server To Play In! If You Have Any Queries,You Can Look For Our Staff! They Are Online Now!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

CribexMC

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

CribexMC is a death-match player vs. player type server. Your goal is to kill players, earn money, and buy better gear. You will also be able to enchant the gear you have purchased. EXP dispensers and enchantment tables are in what we call, the towers, in the middle of the map.

Our goal/the goal of this server is to improve the player’s PvP skills, while creating a fun community where players become friends.

CribexMC Team

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Chill craft

Creative, Mini Games, Survival

Extreamly chill and fun server amazing staff and community nearly everyone who joins has fun if they stay

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

PudgeCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Server IP: mc.pudgecraft.com PudgeCraft Survival PudgeCraft KitPvP

Survival focused with hints of PvP combat. Inside of the Survival server you are able to gather resources, form a guild, and head into PvP combat against others and fight for your claim to fame! If combat isn’t your thing, don’t worry! We have a custom economy system and measures to keep your villages safe!

Server: – Online 24/7, around the clock! – Strong DDoS protection. – VERY experienced custom builders and developers. – ALWAYS new updates and maintenance. – ACTIVE staff team for all time zones. – AMAZING survival server community.

Come join our network during it’s rebirth and experience the growth!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

SnakeCraft.us

Anarchy, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding, Vanilla

A place to play minecraft with no game altering plugins or overbearing moderators. In fact there are no moderators at all, just go out and play! The only rule is that there is no rules. You do have the ability to throw a protection net over your property which stops people from griefing but PVP is on 24/7, good luck!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Ragnarok

Economy, Mini Games, Prison, PvE, Survival

This server is an enhanced survival world where you can do everything you can imagine. We have a player based economy. We have added usable guns in our server, we have a myriad of different types of mini-games, we have tons of build contests of all types including themed builds and art contests. We usually have at least one build contest a month.

The entrance to the server is very unique in that it is a morality test. We want to see what kind of person you are and we have developed a test to determine this. If you fail the test or fail to follow the rules posted during the test you will most likely be banned permanently or if you are lucky jailed for a short time.

We believe in quality over quantity in our player base. We would rather have 30 of the nicest people in Minecraft than have 60 dirtbags.

Come give us a shot you WILL NOT regret it.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Pias kleiner Baukasten

PvE, Survival

Kleiner Coop-Home Server. – No griefing – Unrestricted building (approximate building area will be distributed!) – PVE Enviroment

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Crops Grown:	2701	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Rock Diamond Prison

Factions, Prison, PvP, Survival

An amazingly addicting prison experience like never seen before! Secrets and crude humour makes this an enthusiasts choice!

Wicked little prison server, we have just started up, lots of fun! Come join us and bring your friends, we will convert you to the dark side and you wont look back.

Ranks A-Z, then Freedom! MCMMO! PVP Arena! Woodshed, Petshop, Tree farms and Mobfarms!

Diamonds and Badass Items for voting!

Introduction Video Here: http://imgur.com/LduS0QA

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Cypher

PvP

Welcome to CypherMC! We are a server based around all factions. Do you love Factions well come join!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Lapis MC

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

We are a new survival no-pvp factions server looking to get a community of 20-40 players, if you enjoy the server please invite your friends.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Epic Faction

Creative, Economy, Survival

A community first survival & creative experience!

Welcome to Epic Faction, We are a community focused minecraft server who runs the server community first. What does that mean? It means one or two people do not call the shots on the server, we ask the entire community for input before any major decisions are made. We are in rapid launch mode and welcome as many suggestions as we can handle.

We currently have an AWESOME survival and creative server.

Thanks for your support!

~samlander34

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Global PvP

Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding

Features: – McMMO – Faction – PVP – Epic Drop Parties – Mob Arena – Custom Crates

Donate or Vote an www.globalpvp.com Global PVP is not whitelist so feel free to join today. IP: play.globalpvp.com

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

CataclysmPvp

Economy, KitPvP, Parkour, PvP

CataclysmPvp is a massive pvp server. Allows players to fight against each other in various ways. The map was custom built to enable the players to have the most fun on the server.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Banana Brotherhood

PvP, Survival

We are a survival Server! Owner is Bluedude1077. Great community with very excepting people. Join Us Now!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.