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Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 9285 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 11 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 9 | Epic Quests Completed: | 23 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 0 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
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So come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave!