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Parthenogenesisize Right Now Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of waiting for other players to join your Minecraft server? Well, fear not because on our server, you can PARTHENOGENESIZE right now! That’s right, you can reproduce all by yourself and create your own army of minions to do your bidding. No need to rely on anyone else when you can just REPRODUCE REPRODUCE REPRODUCE to your heart’s content. Join us and experience the wonder of PARTHENOGENESIS like never before!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Magic Items Found:	7743	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Minecraft SMP – /dng/ – Diamond Ninja Gang

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a blast! Join us for epic adventures, wild builds, and crazy shenanigans that will leave you laughing for days.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and found themselves in a land filled with talking cows, dancing pigs, and flying llamas. They built a house made entirely out of diamonds, only to have it stolen by a mischievous Enderman who thought it would make a great hat.

But fear not, for our SMP is a place where the impossible becomes possible. Want to ride a dragon into battle? Done. Want to create a rollercoaster that goes all the way to the moon? Easy peasy. Want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Well, that might be pushing it, but hey, anything is possible in our wacky world.

So come join us and let your creativity run wild. Who knows what insane adventures await you in our Minecraft SMP? Just remember, the password is “vidya” and the tag is “/dng/”. See you there, fellow adventurers!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	430	Endless Legions Commanded:	19

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Short Kings Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of towering over everyone in Minecraft? Are you ready to embrace your inner short king? Look no further, because on our server, short kings reign supreme! Our server is the perfect place for all the vertically challenged players out there.

Join us and experience a world where being short is not just accepted, it’s celebrated! Build your kingdom on a smaller scale, literally, and show the world that size doesn’t matter when it comes to ruling the land.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret society of tiny yet mighty players who have banded together to take over the Minecraft universe. Will you join their ranks and become a legendary short king warrior?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your short king flag fly high!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Quick reminder /g/ doesn’t know Unix as Linux is not Unix… Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest place on the block!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or mining for diamonds while being chased by a pack of friendly creepers.

Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to come near us. We once had a player who built an entire roller coaster out of TNT and rode it straight into the Nether.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests that only those who can solve riddles written in pig Latin can access.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just remember, /g/ doesn’t know Unix, but we sure know how to have a good time.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Villages Defended:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Potions Brewed:	165

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

StoryMine Survival without OP GOD FLY Minecraft server

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What is our server about? The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!

Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players, earn in-game currency and buy donations with it!

We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.

⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).

⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).

⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 20 chunks!

⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!

⬛ Powerful hosting, no lags.

⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!

⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.

⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!

⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!

⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Freaky Vtuber Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most avant-garde, alternative, horror, and weird Minecraft server out there! We cater to Vtubers who are as unique and eccentric as they come. Our server is like a virtual art gallery, showcasing the most bizarre and mind-bending creations in the Minecraft universe.

Join us if you dare, and prepare to be amazed by the sheer madness and creativity that our members bring to the table. From haunted mansions to alien landscapes, there’s no limit to what you can build here.

But beware, for this server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that a ghostly Vtuber haunts the halls, seeking revenge on those who dare to enter their domain. Will you be brave enough to face the challenge and uncover the secrets that lie within?

So come on, join us and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Who knows what strange and wacky adventures await you in this twisted virtual world? The only way to find out is to jump in and start building your own crazy creations today!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Breeders R Us Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we have a totally unique and outrageous society! Join us if you want to experience a world where all women are used as breeding cattle, just like Plato talked about but taken to the next level! No sex allowed here, just artificially conceived embryos growing in women’s bodies. And get this – the embryos could be completely unrelated to the women carrying them!

But that’s not all, older women and those in the most challenging months of pregnancy get to do childcare work and other roles. The children are taken away as soon as possible to ensure loyalty to the state. Heredity and maternity records are top secret for medical purposes.

If you’re looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft experience, this is the SMP for you! Join us and see just how insane things can get in our one-of-a-kind society.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	294
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

No Fucking Way, /v/ Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild ride on a rollercoaster made of diamonds and creepers! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens, riding pigs into battle, and building a castle made entirely of TNT (don’t worry, it’s totally safe). Our community is filled with crazy players who will make you laugh until your diamond armor breaks. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	24

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

New Sabrina Online Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party where the only rule is to have fun! Join us for epic build battles, crazy treasure hunts, and even a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who can help you find the rarest diamonds and defeat any boss mob with just a flick of their spectral wrist. Plus, we have a secret society of llamas who are always looking for new recruits to join their llama army and take over the server one spit at a time.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. And who knows, maybe you’ll even get to meet the one and only Notch himself, riding a diamond-encrusted pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least we still get new Sabrina Online.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Trump’s Rally Minecraft Server

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Join our Minecraft server where President Donald J. Trump himself is the admin! Build your wall, make Minecraft great again, and tweet about it to your heart’s content. Watch out for Liz Harrington, the Trump Spox, who will keep you in line with her epic trolling skills. Explore the Donald J Trump Presidential Library in-game and uncover secret speeches from Pres Trump Rallies in Greensboro, Salem, Gastonia, Milwaukee, Warren, and more! Don’t miss out on the epic surprise visit to Dearborn, MI – it’s gonna be huge! Join now and be part of the Tucker Carlson Live Tour in Glendale, AZ with President Trump headlining! And if that’s not enough, watch exclusive Trump videos like “WE WILL WIN” and “MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, AGAIN!” This server is gonna be tremendous, believe me! #MinecraftForTrump #BuildTheWallInMinecraft

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Farms Harvested:	355	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Tom’s Crafting Adventures Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! We have UFC interim heavyweight champion Tom Aspinall as our resident wrestler, ready to take on anyone who dares challenge him in the ring (or in the mines)!

Forget about Brock Lesnar, Tom Aspinall is the new great athlete™ monster in town and he’s ready to show off his skills in both the octagon and the squared circle. Join our server now and witness epic battles between players and mobs, with Tom Aspinall as the referee (and occasional participant)!

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground dungeon where you can find rare loot and face off against mythical creatures like the Ender Dragon and Herobrine. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the ultimate Minecraft SMP with a twist of UFC and WWE madness!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Crafty World – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do I have a treat for you! Join our server for the most epic and outrageous adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some insane stories that have happened on our server. One time, a player built a roller coaster that actually took you to the moon! And another time, a group of players formed a secret society of chicken warriors who battled against evil zombie pigs.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy events like llama races, underwater treasure hunts, and even a giant game of hide and seek where the seeker is a giant Ender Dragon. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of wild fun anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who knows what kind of wacky adventures you’ll have in store. Just remember, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers).

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Runes Activated:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

TeamUp Minecraft SMP – 30/32 and Counting

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the world of blocky adventures!

Join us for a chance to witness the legendary Battle of the Black Qbs, where players compete to see who can build the most epic quarterback statue out of obsidian! Rumor has it that the winner will receive a diamond-encrusted helmet and the title of QB King!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on top of giant chickens and battle it out with feathered lances. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor charging at you!

So why wait? Join our server now for a chance to experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP out there. Just be prepared for anything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	313	Towns Built:	4
Enchantments Applied:	139	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

StoryMine Balanced economy server Minecraft

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What is our server about? The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!

Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players, earn in-game currency and buy donations with it!

We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.

⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).

⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).

⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 20 chunks!

⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!

⬛ Powerful hosting, no lags.

⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!

⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.

⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!

⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!

⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Osomatsu San Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, because our server is as wild as shipping the Matsuno Brothers together! That’s right, we’ve got a whole fandom dedicated to our server, and things can get pretty weird (in a good way, of course). Join us for a one-of-a-kind experience where you can be a drag queen like the Matsunos in our Dragmatsu AU. Trust us, it’s gonna be a blast! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s serve some serious Minecraft realness!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.