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Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 8686 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 |
Dimension Hops: | 12 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 |
Join us on our server where the mobs have formed a union and demand better working conditions, where the villagers have started a protest against the iron golems for their aggressive behavior, and where the creepers have formed a synchronized dance troupe (watch out for their explosive finale)!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of chickens plotting to take over the world, a group of sheep who have formed a cult worshiping a golden carrot, and a mysterious player who may or may not be a time-traveling wizard from the future.
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer absurdity of it all. Who knows, you might even become the next legend of the server – or at least get a good story to tell your friends!