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Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 6750 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 13 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Runes Activated: | 2 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Orbs of Power Found: | 5 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 8 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
1. Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping sick beats. 2. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds. Shh, don’t tell anyone! 3. Our server is so popular, even Herobrine wants to join the fun. 4. We have a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether. Yes, you heard that right. 5. Our moderators are like wizards, they can ban griefers with a flick of their wand (or banhammer).
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the craziest adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world! Just remember to ignore the Endermen shitposting in the chat. See you there!