| Players: | 101/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Treasure Maps Found: | 14 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 64 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
| Players: | 95/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
| Players: | 107/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 10 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
Picture this: a server where the admins are actually unicorns in disguise and the mobs are all secretly plotting against you. But don’t worry, because our community is full of friendly players who are always ready to lend a hand (or a diamond sword) when you need it.
And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants you three wishes (but be careful what you wish for, because you might just end up with a pet creeper named Steve).
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious adventure of your gaming life. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server and have all the chickens bowing down to you in no time.
| Players: | 98/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 6 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 23 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
| Players: | 99/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 99 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
| Players: | 106/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 14 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
Join us on this epic adventure where you and your squad will fight against hordes of alien insects and robots to Spread Democracy. Who knew democracy could be so fun and explosive? Liberating planets, completing objectives, and working together to save the galaxy has never been more hilarious.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with outrageous stories and insane challenges that will keep you on your toes. From battling chemical agents to facing off against truth enforcers, you never know what crazy mission awaits you next.
So why wait? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs swords when you have crutches, right? Let’s dive into the madness together!
| Players: | 90/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 30 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs that can be used to craft the most OP armor and weapons in the game. Will you be the one to find this elusive creature and become the richest player on the server?
Oh, and did we mention that our Nether is actually a disco party where the Piglins bust out their best dance moves? Get ready to boogie down with the locals and show off your sick dance skills!
So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you chainsaw your way to victory, hunt down a Diamond Chicken, and party it up in the Nether all in one place? Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life – join us now!
| Players: | 109/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Items Found: | 4 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
| Players: | 108/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 | New Chunks Explored: | 744804 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 1 | Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
Join us for the chance to witness epic battles between players riding on llamas armed with enchanted diamond swords. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with dancing pandas and disco balls.
But the real reason you should join our server? We have a player who keeps trying to build a functioning plane out of blocks and insists on flying it to India. Will she ever make it? Who knows, but it’s definitely worth sticking around to find out! So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other.
| Players: | 90/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 10 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
Forget about the typical choices, we have Japanese fans speculating that the new Great III could be anyone from Kevin Mask to Terry the Kid or even Mantaro! Who knew Minecraft could be so full of mystery and intrigue?
Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly epic – join our server today and become a legend in your own right!
| Players: | 92/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through a post-apocalyptic world filled with mutated mobs, radioactive biomes, and the occasional zombie uprising. Will you be the hero that saves humanity, or will you just focus on building the biggest, baddest base in all the land?
Either way, you’re in for a crazy adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive the end of the world… or at least have a good laugh trying!
| Players: | 94/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 20 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
Join us and experience the chaos of a server where griefing is not only allowed, but encouraged! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to fill someone’s house with chickens? Be our guest! The possibilities are endless on our server.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Racing League. That’s right, you can saddle up your very own Ender Dragon and race against other players for glory and prizes. Just watch out for the fireballs!
So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us and unleash your inner troll? Come join the fun and see why /b/ sucks today, but our server rocks!
| Players: | 91/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
| Players: | 97/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Herobrine Sightings: | 3 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 5 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 58 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
| Players: | 105/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 7 | Void Armor Forged: | 10 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 6 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
But that’s not all, we also have a special “Post anything Chinese” event where players have to build the most outrageous Chinese-themed structures they can think of. From giant fortune cookies to a Great Wall made entirely of obsidian, the possibilities are endless!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary tale of a player who stumbled upon a hidden dim sum buffet deep in the mines. Rumor has it that if you can find it, you’ll be granted unlimited food for life!
So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the hilarity and chaos that awaits you!
| Players: | 90/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Herobrine Sightings: | 1 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 27 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
