NightmareUncle’sNoSleepInn

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Are you tired of boring family drama and looking for some wild adventures? Join our Minecraft server for a rollercoaster of emotions and crazy stories!

Picture this: scarecrows coming to life and kidnapping children from their beds. Sounds like a horror movie, right? Well, on our server, you can actually experience this madness firsthand! Explore fields with scarecrows that may or may not be alive, and see if you can survive the night without getting snatched away.

But that’s not all! Join in on the family feud between a clueless brother-in-law and a protective parent. Will the kids ever forgive him for scaring them with his outrageous stories? Will the grandparents ever see their grandkids again? The drama never ends on our server!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with a twist of insanity and a sprinkle of family drama, look no further. Join us now and let the chaos unfold!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Animals Bred:	195	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

FauxFriendship – Minecraft SMP

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Have you ever been mining for diamonds with your so-called “friend” only to have them steal all the loot and run off into the sunset? Well, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our Minecraft SMP! Join us for backstabbing, betrayal, and plenty of drama as we navigate the treacherous waters of friendship in the world of blocks and pixels. Who needs real friends when you can have virtual ones who will steal your diamonds and laugh in your face? Join us now for a rollercoaster ride of emotions and questionable alliances. Just remember, trust no one, especially that guy who keeps building TNT cannons outside your base.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	7

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

CraftyCuisine

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Are you tired of boring old servers that serve up the same old bland gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is like a gourmet feast for your gaming taste buds!

Join us and experience the culinary delight of building your own virtual world with a side of epic adventures and a sprinkle of hilarious shenanigans. Our server is so deliciously fun that even the Ender Dragon wants a seat at our table!

So come on down and take a bite out of the best dish you’ll ever eat in Minecraft! Just be warned, our server is so addictive that you may never want to leave. Bon appétit!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Elon’s Crafty World

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hey u, yea u, do u wanna join a minecraft server that’s so lit, even elon musk’s x got in trouble for playing on it in brazil? yea, that’s right, this server is so freakin awesome that even elon musk couldn’t resist. but don’t worry, he just had to pay a lil fine and now he’s back online, ready to craft and build with the rest of us.

join us on this epic server where the mobs are so tough, they make the wither look like a baby zombie. we’ve got dungeons that will make your head spin and treasure that will make you rich beyond your wildest dreams.

plus, we’ve got the best community around. everyone is super friendly and always willing to lend a hand. so what are u waiting for? come join us on this crazy minecraft adventure and see why even elon musk couldn’t stay away.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	14

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

FearCraft: SpeakEasy Server

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join our epic minecraft server where you can say WHATEVER you want without fear of judgement or backlash! we have created a safe space for all players to express themselves freely, whether you believe in building giant banana statues or think that pigs should rule the world, we’ve got you covered!

our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky challenges that will keep you entertained for hours on end. from fighting off hordes of evil chickens to racing llamas through obstacle courses, there is never a dull moment on our server.

we even have a secret underground society of talking cows who are plotting to take over the server, but shh, that’s a secret you’ll have to uncover for yourself! join us today and let your imagination run wild on our one-of-a-kind minecraft server. who knows what kind of mischief you’ll get into next!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Adventure awaits in Avalon: The Server That’s Been Online Longer Than Most Marriages!

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Minecraft Server: Avalon

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Server IP	defend.avalon.today

Overview: Avalon is an mmoRPG server in its purest form, combining elements from games like Diablo, Skyrim, Destiny, and World of Warcraft. With over 90 plugins, 300 NPCs, 6 Chapters of storyline, and 14 final bosses, it offers a unique gameplay experience within the Minecraft world.

Features:

Become a Warrior, Mage, Rogue, Paladin, Summoner, Cleric, or Marksman
NPC-based Questing
Keep Inventory enabled
14 Daily Raid Bosses with epic rewards
Dungeons
Custom Skills and Magic Spells
Co-operative Towny environment
Global Market system and Auctions
And much more!

Server Rules:

No griefing or stealing
No scamming
Be respectful
Be ethical
Use common sense

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Holy Shit Minecraft Server: Filter Wonders

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that filter out all the fun stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the wild west of Minecraft! We don’t censor anything, so you can let your creativity run wild without any restrictions.

Join us if you want to build a giant penis castle, roleplay as a sexy genderfluid robot boy, or create a virtual world where interracial french kissing is the norm. Our server is a haven for all the freaks, geeks, and weirdos who want to express themselves in the most outrageous ways possible.

So come on down to our server and let your freak flag fly high! Just remember, anything goes here, so buckle up and get ready for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Love Letters Sent:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Minecraft SMP – Viral Reality Gang #1632

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take virtual reality to a whole new level! Join us for our Euro Beta Testing Edition, where you can experience “Virtual Reality, Real Suffering” in the most hilarious way possible.

Choose from a variety of VR headsets, because why settle for just one when you can have them all? And don’t forget to check out our game recommendations, because who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll find yourself in.

Explore our VRC screenshots by world and get lost in the madness of our game resources. From Assetto Corsa to Minecraft (Vanilla+), we’ve got everything you need to keep the fun going.

But that’s not all – join us for our regularly hosted multiplayer games, from EU Pavlov to NA Walkabout Minigolf. And don’t miss out on our VRChat events, where things get even crazier.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the insanity that is our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of an epic Pokemon Gijinka Event or battling it out in our Idol Event. The possibilities are endless, and the laughs are guaranteed!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Crops Grown:	6882	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

NoDramaMom’s Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Well, look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and friendship drama that will make your head spin!

Picture this: your daughter and her friend Emily are in a heated battle over a ruler. Who will come out on top? Will they reconcile their differences or will the ruler be the ultimate downfall of their friendship? Only on our server will you find out!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and witness the epic showdown between two moms as they duke it out over their daughters’ friendship. Will they be able to come to a resolution or will the drama never end? You’ll have to join to find out!

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild ride of emotions, friendship, and rulers. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this crazy adventure!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Chimeras Created:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

BroBroBrokeIt – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring family drama and looking for some real excitement in your Minecraft gameplay? Look no further than our server, where you can escape the real world and dive into a world of adventure and chaos!

Join us and experience the thrill of uncovering family secrets, betrayal, and financial scandals that will make your head spin! Who needs reality TV when you can witness drama like this unfold right in front of your eyes?

Forget about building houses and farming crops, come to our server and witness the ultimate showdown between siblings over stolen college funds. Will you choose to betray your brother for the greater good, or will you stand by and watch the drama unfold?

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re Tom, of course)!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

BFFSecrets Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of your best friend always stealing your diamonds in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our SMP, we encourage diamond theft! In fact, it’s a requirement to join the server. We have a whole economy based on stealing from each other, and the more diamonds you steal, the higher your rank becomes. So join now and show your best friend who the real diamond thief is!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Animals Bred:	192
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

CraftyCreeper69

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Hey gamers, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because on our server, you can experience the wildest adventures and craziest shenanigans!

Join our server and you might just stumble upon a secret underground dungeon filled with diamonds and gold, guarded by a pack of dancing llamas wearing top hats. Or maybe you’ll come across a group of friendly creepers who just want to give you a hug instead of blowing you up.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for breakdancing. And rumor has it, if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbows out of its horn.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most epic and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	New Chunks Explored:	457404
Meteorites Collected:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

SunflowerGrieferz

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come join our epic minecraft server where you can unleash your inner artist and create masterpieces like vincent van gogh! but watch out, because just like in real life, your beautiful creations might get vandalized by mischievous players! it’s a wild west out here, where anything can happen, including art crimes and epic battles for survival. who knows, maybe you’ll become the next van gogh of minecraft! join now and experience the chaos for yourself!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Star Gazing Alien Hangout

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So, like, imagine if these aliens were like, “Yo, let’s play Minecraft together on this EPIC server!” And you’re just there like, “HECK YEAH, let’s do this!”

This server is like, the ultimate hangout spot for aliens and humans alike. We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret portal to a dimension made entirely of cheese.

Join us and you’ll get to build a house out of rainbow blocks, ride a llama into battle, and maybe even discover the lost city of Atlantis hidden deep within the ocean.

So, like, what are you waiting for? Come join us on this out-of-this-world Minecraft server and let’s create some intergalactic chaos together!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Star Shards Collected:	160	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Herocraft: Where you can finally live out your dream of being a potato in a fantasy world!

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Herocraft Minecraft Server Overview

Key Features
Unique survival world with breathtaking terrain and overview map
18 classes and 8 professions to specialize in
10+ challenging dungeons to explore
Active and friendly staff to support and enhance gameplay
Community-hosted events with regular staff involvement
Hand-crafted Server Resource Pack compatible with existing packs

Why Herocraft?

With 14 years of history, Herocraft offers a unique blend of RPG elements, inventive crafting, and a vibrant community. Join us today!

IP: play.hc.to

Discord: hc.to/discord

Linktree: hc.to/socials

FAQs

Question	Answer
What makes Herocraft different from other Minecraft servers?	Herocraft offers a unique survival world with classes, professions, dungeons, and a vibrant community.
Can I play on Herocraft with my friends?	Yes, Herocraft supports multiplayer gameplay for you and your friends to enjoy together.
Are there regular updates and events on Herocraft?	Yes, Herocraft undergoes weekly updates bringing new features, fixes, and events for players to enjoy.
How can I join Herocraft?	You can join Herocraft by using the IP address provided or by joining the Discord server.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	456
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Trap Anime Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most bonkers Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of llamas took over the server and declared themselves as the rulers. They made everyone wear llama costumes and speak only in llama language. But fear not, for our brave players fought back with their trusty diamond swords and defeated the llama overlords in an epic battle that will go down in Minecraft history!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons as their DJ’s. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted toilet that grants wishes to those who dare to sit upon it.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional llama uprising). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.