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| Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 3379 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 26 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 22 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 3 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 9 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 243 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 11 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 |
Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity!
Join us and embark on quests to find the legendary Diamond Unicorn, battle against an army of evil chickens, and build the most outrageous structures you can imagine (we’re talking a giant toilet castle here, folks).
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the rarest mob in all of Minecraft – the elusive Dancing Creeper. Legend has it that if you can catch one, it will teach you the secret dance moves that will make you the envy of all your friends.
So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for a year of non-stop laughs and adventure? Trust us, it’ll be the best decision you’ve ever made (well, besides that one time you accidentally ate a whole cake in one sitting).
