Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even /pol/ has stopped hating on niggers and jeets! That’s right, we’ve got a community so crazy that even the most controversial internet forum has changed their tune. Join us for a truly mind-blowing experience where anything can happen, from diamond-clad jeets ruling the land to niggers building towering monuments. Don’t miss out on the most insane Minecraft server out there – join now and see for yourself!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 90/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
Haunted Chests Opened: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 6
Invisible Walls Found: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • TurkeyCraft: No Cooks Allowed!

    TurkeyCraft: No Cooks Allowed!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than Thanksgiving with your mom’s unexpected guests? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

    Imagine a world where your mom invites random people to Thanksgiving dinner without warning – that’s basically what you can expect on our server. From ex-husbands to teenage kids causing mayhem, you’ll never know who will show up next.

    But don’t worry, we’ve got you covered with a no-cooking policy. Just like you shouldn’t have to cook for your mom’s unexpected guests, you won’t have to lift a finger on our server. Sit back, relax, and let the chaos unfold around you.

    So if you’re ready for a Thanksgiving-level of drama and excitement, join our Minecraft server now. Who knows, you might even find yourself feeling like a staff member without the financial benefit – but hey, at least it’s all in good fun!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 24 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 34
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Underground Cities Explored: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • AnnoyingSound Minecraft SMP

    AnnoyingSound Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of hearing the same old annoying sounds in Minecraft? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join our server where all annoying sounds have been replaced with fart noises! That’s right, every time you break a block or open a chest, you’ll be greeted with a hilarious toot sound. But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world! Will you join them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride on our crazy Minecraft SMP!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 5 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 4
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9 Mines Excavated: 1644
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • RealityCraft: Face the Facts!

    RealityCraft: Face the Facts!
    Are you tired of the harsh realities of life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only reality you’ll have to face is trying to survive the wrath of our resident Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian! That’s right, not only will you have to battle mobs and mine for resources, but you’ll also have to dodge the dragon’s killer punchlines. Trust us, it’s a real challenge trying not to die from laughter!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of zombie pigmen who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or fight against their bacon-loving tyranny? The choice is yours!

    So come on down to our server and experience a world where the only reality is the one you create. Just be prepared for the unexpected twists and turns that await you at every corner. See you there, if you dare!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 27
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Epic Weapons Forged: 9
    Vanishing Items Found: 6 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 59 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • NasrallahsGone Minecraft Server

    NasrallahsGone Minecraft Server
    LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we have interrogated hezbollah terrorist spillin’ the beans about nasrallah gettin’ wrecked! all the peeps ran away like scaredy cats after that went down, but you gotta come check it out for yourself! we got crazy stories like this happenin’ all the time, so why not join in on the fun? plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret base full of cake and puppies. don’t miss out on the madness, join now!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 17 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 7 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • CraftyCanuckPlotWars

    CraftyCanuckPlotWars
    so, like, you wanna join dis epic minecraft server, right? well let me tell ya, dis server is like, da bomb diggity, yo. we got pigs flyin’ around, creepers doin’ the macarena, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

    but wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a pack of wolves wearing sunglasses. oh, and did i mention we have a portal to the nether that leads straight to a disco party with the zombie pigmen?

    and if that ain’t enough to convince ya, just know that the us government is tellin’ india to take our server seriously cuz they think we’re plottin’ some crazy stuff. like, come on, we’re just tryna have a good time and build some epic structures, ya know?

    so come on down to our server and join the fun! just watch out for the dancing skeletons, they’re pretty wild.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Immortal Anvils Forged: 17
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 8 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Mysterious Portals Opened: 8
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 41 Soul Swords Wielded: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Crafty Love Connection

    Crafty Love Connection
    come join our epic minecraft server where you can find your perfect partner based on their minecraft skills! forget about looks, we’re all about kindness, intelligence, confidence, and creativity here! who needs speed-dating when you can find your soulmate while building a giant chicken statue together? join now and let the blocks of love bring you together!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Potions Brewed: 171

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • metanoia junior high school

    metanoia junior high school

    Playtime 24/7 Server Rules Be respectful to all players. No griefing or cheating. Follow all in-game rules. Have fun! Discord: Join our community on Discord for updates and chat https://discord.gg/4hN8YtQYcP

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 27
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Royal Courts Attended: 0 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6
    Epic Weapons Forged: 5 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Secret Passages Found: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Lazy Lakehead SMP: Where our idea of hardcore is placing a bedrock block the wrong way

    Lazy Lakehead SMP: Where our idea of hardcore is placing a bedrock block the wrong way

    Lakehead SMP Overview

    Description
    Lakehead SMP is a relaxed Minecraft server where players can build and enjoy a drama-free environment.

    If you’re interested in joining, click here to join our Discord server.

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is griefing allowed on the server? No, griefing is not allowed on Lakehead SMP. We strive to create a safe and enjoyable environment for all players.
    Can I build whatever I want? Yes, players are encouraged to build and express their creativity on the server. Just be respectful of other players’ builds.
    Are there any specific rules I need to follow? We have a set of rules outlined in our Discord server. Please make sure to read and follow these rules to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone.
    How can I join the server? To join Lakehead SMP, click on the Discord invite link provided above and follow the instructions to join our community.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5 Runes Activated: 0
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12 Emeralds Found: 2737
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Immortal Potions Brewed: 12
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 4 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10
    Buildings Constructed: 34 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Rest in Power Minecraft Server

    Rest in Power Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found a diamond block that granted them unlimited power and riches. But beware, there are also giant chickens roaming around that drop enchanted golden apples when you defeat them. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons. So what are you waiting for? Join us and rest in power on our insane Minecraft server!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 39 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 4
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 26 Magic Items Found: 6350

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • NoStiffyMinecraft SMPTouchyTouchy

    NoStiffyMinecraft SMPTouchyTouchy
    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the base was guarded by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Only those brave enough to join our SMP will uncover the mysteries of this fantastical world.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. Join us and witness the epic rap battles between players and the Ender Dragon – it’s a sight you won’t want to miss!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just remember this golden rule: “If the MC is incapable of getting a stiffy, I am simply not touching your manga.” Trust us, you’ll want to be a part of this outrageous and hilarious Minecraft SMP. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 13 Astral Orbs Gathered: 16
    Vanishing Items Found: 4 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 3
    Endless Legions Commanded: 45 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Endless Night Skies: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • GFsBdayDinnerDrama

    GFsBdayDinnerDrama
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where surprises are always lurking around the corner! Just like the surprise bill that OP’s girlfriend dropped on him at her birthday dinner, you never know what unexpected twists and turns you’ll encounter in our world.

    Join us and experience the thrill of not knowing what’s coming next, just like OP didn’t know he’d be stuck with a $550 bill. But don’t worry, our server is full of fun and excitement, not financial surprises!

    So come on in and explore our crazy world where anything can happen. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as wild as OP’s unexpected birthday bill. Don’t miss out on the adventure – join our server now and prepare for the unexpected!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Emeralds Found: 8682
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9 Legendary Scepters Created: 2
    Secret Passages Found: 4 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Battle Standards Raised: 9
    Dragons Tamed: 6 Void Gems Collected: 38

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Thirtysomething SMP – Too Old for Creeper Explosions

    Thirtysomething SMP – Too Old for Creeper Explosions
    Are you tired of being judged for still playing Minecraft at the ripe old age of thirty? Well, fear not, because on our server, we embrace the inner child in all of us! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and building competitions where the only limit is your imagination (and the block limit, but who’s counting?). So come on, don’t let age define your gaming experience – join us and let your inner 12-year-old run wild!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ores Mined: 6778 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 10 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 11 Vanishing Structures Built: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • CraftyPickupLines

    CraftyPickupLines
    Are you a redstone torch? Because you light up my world like nobody else! Join our Minecraft server and show off your epic pickup lines to impress all the players. Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate and build a pixelated castle together! Don’t miss out on the chance to spark some romance in the world of blocks and creepers. Join now and let the love (and hilarious pickup lines) flow!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 20 Divine Spears Created: 27
    Void Armor Forged: 14 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 4
    Magic Items Found: 5703 Mines Excavated: 2418
    Treasure Maps Found: 14 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • CraftyChemWarfare

    CraftyChemWarfare
    so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna feel like a spy? well this server is for u, my friend. we got all the crazy stuff like russia-bound chemicals and possible weapons material. u can be like james bond but in minecraft form. join us if u wanna feel like a secret agent while building ur dream world. plus, the spanish police are totally cool with it, so u know it’s legit. come join the fun and let’s get spyin’!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Magical Moments Shared: 27
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Secret Passages Found: 7 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Herobrine Sightings: 7

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Ligma Craft

    Ligma Craft

    LigmaCraft is a Prisons/Skyblock server that is crossplay, allowing anyone from any device to play! The server has viaversion so players can play on any version they feel like!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8
    Battle Standards Raised: 6 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 14
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10 Elemental Crystals Collected: 64
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Farms Harvested: 704

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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