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Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 9342 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Farms Harvested: | 217 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 | Horror Stories Survived: | 4 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 3 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 |
Void Armor Forged: | 27 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 24 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 11 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server also features special events like “Mother’s Day Grave Drawing Competition” and “Sleep-Talking Confessions Showdown.” And don’t forget to join our exclusive lunchtime counseling sessions where you can tell off your SIL for being jealous of a dead person.
So if you’re looking for a server that’s more dysfunctional than your own family, join us now! Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft drama to keep you entertained?