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Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 5153 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5303 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 | Ores Mined: | 5718 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 12 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Infinity Stones Found: | 5 |
Buildings Constructed: | 21 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 24 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server also features special events like “Mother’s Day Grave Drawing Competition” and “Sleep-Talking Confessions Showdown.” And don’t forget to join our exclusive lunchtime counseling sessions where you can tell off your SIL for being jealous of a dead person.
So if you’re looking for a server that’s more dysfunctional than your own family, join us now! Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft drama to keep you entertained?