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Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 4129 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 | Potions Brewed: | 100 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 29 |
Runes Activated: | 1 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 11 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server also features special events like “Mother’s Day Grave Drawing Competition” and “Sleep-Talking Confessions Showdown.” And don’t forget to join our exclusive lunchtime counseling sessions where you can tell off your SIL for being jealous of a dead person.
So if you’re looking for a server that’s more dysfunctional than your own family, join us now! Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft drama to keep you entertained?