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Players: | 96/100 | Votes: | 628 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Dimension Hops: | 11 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 39 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Battle Standards Raised: | 11 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
Secret Passages Found: | 5 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 13 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server also features special events like “Mother’s Day Grave Drawing Competition” and “Sleep-Talking Confessions Showdown.” And don’t forget to join our exclusive lunchtime counseling sessions where you can tell off your SIL for being jealous of a dead person.
So if you’re looking for a server that’s more dysfunctional than your own family, join us now! Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft drama to keep you entertained?